+233 Best pick up line ever- My pants are uncomfortable can I get into yours? amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If we were both squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What's your name? My name's Kevin, but you can call me tonight. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a foot long!

by Anonymous 14 years ago