+278 There should be shirts that say I'm not fat I'm king sized like the shirts that say I'm not short I'm fun sized, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no because then that would make it fun and funny for people to be fat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

except for short people it's funny because they can't help being short. And fatties can, all they have to do is learn to stop eating the same portions as a blue whale.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'm not fat, I'm fluffy!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago