+538 In America, a random violent crime occurs every 27 seconds. That statistic makes me want to stab a stranger repeatedly in about 23 seconds, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is this in the jokes section? This is fucking serious. I swear, I could stab someone in fifty seconds..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Makes me glad I live in such a small country, last year when some guy murdered another all hell broke loose because it was the first murder or violent crime in almost 20 years....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where do you live?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Could have gone to my profile but whatever, I live in Iceland.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um dane cook said this .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was waiting for someone to comment about that! If you "like" Dane Cook on facebook, you get status updates from him and this was totally his status the other night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I got this of his twitter :) I won't claim credit; I just thought it was funny and decided to share it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago