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You saw a tree once, amirite?

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This reminds me of something that would be on Totally Kyle..

"One time, I was like, walking. Down a path. And I like, looked up, and I saw this tree. And I was all 'ahhhh! tree!' and the tree was all 'ahhhh! kyle!' and so I walked away."

"That was Totally Kyle"

"TOTALLY!" strums guitar

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +133Reply

Yes, i did once see a tree.
Oh what a wondrous tree she was. Tall and elegant looking with dark leaves above.
it was love at first sight.
We are now happily married.

I should put this on 6 billion secrets.

No, I live on a distant planet alien to you earthlings. I saw a picture on the internet though.

@http://treeporn.tumblr.com/ and...

(THE CAT): ...you have too much time on your hands. And you find porn a little bit TOO fast.

@open_mind_open_soul (THE CAT): ...you have too much time on your hands. And you find porn a little bit TOO fast.

oh no, i had those messages in an email a friend sent to me on facebook earlier that day and when i read that comment, it reminded me of that message in which i had already had the tab to facebook open at the same time i was reading that comment gasps for breath
SO...
just a coincidence....

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@oh no, i had those messages in an email a friend sent to me on facebook earlier that day and when i read that...

(THE CAT): So...you talk about other people's fetishes, then have your friends email you tree porn? I'm confused...

way to be completely obvious, you're just trying to get something homepaged.

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@way to be completely obvious, you're just trying to get something homepaged.

I've already gotten things homepaged. I just felt like putting this. Whats the problem with that?

Taylorrr124s avatar Taylorrr124 Yeah You Are +6Reply

At least twice, two different trees!!

rapemasterflexs avatar rapemasterflex Yeah You Are +12Reply
@thecatwhocopies Really?!

easily one of the coolest days of my life.

rapemasterflexs avatar rapemasterflex Yeah You Are +3Reply
@thecatwhocopies This happened all in the same day?!

I was stunned too. They were the only ones in the local museum.

rapemasterflexs avatar rapemasterflex Yeah You Are +1Reply

Pfft, I've seen a tree so many times.

"I see trees"
"In your dreams?"
shakes my head no
"While you're awake?"
nods
"Trees like in seeds? Planted underground?"
"Standing there like regular people. They don't see eachother. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're trees"
"How often do you see them?"
"......All the time... They're everywhere."

MrRites avatar MrRite Yeah You Are +11Reply

I once saw two trees AT THE SAME TIME!!!

D_Sexys avatar D_Sexy Yeah You Are +11Reply
@D_Sexy I once saw two trees AT THE SAME TIME!!!

OHMYGOSH are you SERIOUS?!? WHERE???

TheWeasels avatar TheWeasel Yeah You Are +5Reply

i don't get this

I'm actually unsure.

just once. I have pictures though.

superliiigas avatar superliiiga Yeah You Are +9Reply

There's one IN MY FRONT YARD.

@Your_Stalker I am IN YOUR FRONT YARD.

I accidentally voted your comment down because for some reason I though green was on the right. Now how many people have I done that to...?

Anyway, just thought I'd let you know.

Nope, I'm blind.

@Prosopagnosia Nope, I'm blind.

there's a special button for you at the bottom

rapemasterflexs avatar rapemasterflex Yeah You Are +16Reply

'Cause after the first time, it's just a stump

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yeah well I have 3, suck it bitch.

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Ahaha you betch'ya! You know one time in Alaska some people were trying to get ride of a tree so I hid it in my "girl places?"

Ya..that one time...

orange_fishs avatar orange_fish Yeah You Are +3Reply

I love this.

PorcelainBlacks avatar PorcelainBlack Yeah You Are +3Reply

http://www.amirite.net/535592
All the trees where I live were cut down by an illegal logging company.

Trees? What are these "trees" you speak of?

but have you seen the giving tree?

Predys avatar Predy No Way +1Reply

There's a tree outside my window. It scares me because it's looking at me and I feel violated.

Anonymous +1Reply

your mom is the stupidest post i have ever seen. SUCK IT

HA! I've seen a tree MORE THEN once. Looks like I won this round sneaky face

when you saw one down, i'm pretty sure you saw more than once...

this is by far the stupidest post i have ever seen.

@CORNHOLIO this is by far the stupidest post i have ever seen.

YOU're the stupidest post I have ever seen. Oh yeah, what now.

TheWeasels avatar TheWeasel Yeah You Are +6Reply

Haha this is great. =)
i wish i posted something like this.

oh and as a matter of fact, there's a tree outside my house right now!
woahhhhhhhhhh.

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