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Also by FlyingGuineaPig+43So you want to learn how to build airplanes? Well you've come to the Wright place, amirite?
Also about paper cuts+521Sometimes its fun to imagine how rich you would be if you could go back to the Middle Ages with all of your knowledge of the future and an infinite supply of antibiotics. Suddenly, people wouldn't die of gangrenous paper cuts and they would think you were some kind of god. Or a witch. Yeah, probably a witch. amirite?
Also by FlyingGuineaPig+21Pottermore didn't send out the early access notification emails they promised. Not. Cool. amirite?
Also about paper cuts+562Paper cuts hurt way more than they should, amirite?
Also about mosquito bites+181The worst mosquito bites are on your feet. Amirite?
Also by FlyingGuineaPig+354When writing a speech, keep in mind that it's just like choosing a skirt. Too long and you'll look like a batty librarian, too short and we'll all know you probably haven't got a future in education, amirite?
Also about mosquito bites+339If you could scratch mosquito bites endlessly without making them them bleed, they wouldn't be so bad, cuz at least it feels good to scratch them, amirite?