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When I get bored in the shower, I gtfo so I don't waste any water.
i like your way of thinking. Maybe we should start showering together to save water also.
Why the winky face? Everyone knows we play with our action figures. duh.
Is that what guys call them now?
We both know THATS a lie.
I don't understand how someone can really get bored in the shower. I'm either really deep in thought, or actually washing myself. Or some twisted combination of the two. Maybe if you take like hour long showers, I could see getting bored in there. But that shit's just unnecessary.
If the showers are boring, I can help
...You'll kill us?
Gas coming out of the shower head instead of water?
Guys: it takes hella longer to jerk off in the shower so you just don't do it.
Girls: you make use of that removable shower head, amirite?
I used to read the back of shampoo bottles.
Then I found my penis.
Jerking off rocks.
i read backs of shampoo on the crapper tho
I jerk off using the shampoo bottle.
killed it with the winky face
Guys seriously do that in the shower? I never knew...
My fav is slowly stroking my dick head, massaging my balls and playing with my hairy ass =p
I have this really cool pirate....