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I can't believe you put cling wrap in the same category as world hunger. Cling wrap clinging to itself is SO much worse.

@DanielJames I can't believe you put cling wrap in the same category as world hunger. Cling wrap clinging to itself is SO much worse.

I know right? Commercials want me to help feed the starved? PLEASE. I just got a whole roll of cling wrap.

@_____________ Feed your cling wrap to the starved. Two birds with one stone.

Hmmm I wonder if the phrase "two birds one stone" is to birds as "two girls one cup" is to humans...

Anonymous -10Reply

lol and you know how when you try to use the razor edge of the box to cut it but it never works and u have to rip it all awkwardly?

AhuvaSpiegels avatar AhuvaSpiegel Yeah You Are +42Reply
@Poster I'll rip you all awkwardly

That sounds mildly sexual

Anonymous +25Reply
@That sounds mildly sexual

I wasn't going for mild...

Posters avatar Poster Yeah You Are +31Reply
@That sounds mildly sexual

That sounded mildly awkard.

fangirl12s avatar fangirl12 Yeah You Are +4Reply
@fangirl12 That sounded mildly awkard.

Your spelling of the word "awkward" is mildly awkward.

Anonymous +6Reply
@AhuvaSpiegel lol and you know how when you try to use the razor edge of the box to cut it but it never works and u have to rip...

I just get the scissors and cut it.
Or, if something has really pissed me off today, I lay it out on the cutting board and go all samurai on it with a steak knife.

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@1227812

Rude much? You should consider Christianity.

thedoctormerlins avatar thedoctormerlin Yeah You Are +36Reply
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@1227831

My dad gives me lectures about christianity all the time. Is your dad religious?

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +9Reply
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@1227823

It was a joke? He is Jesus Christ... She told him to consider the religion he invented.

Anonymous 0Reply

And then when you successfully put it on, there happens to be a tear in it you didn't notice.

And when you're taking something out of the fridge that's already been cling-wrapped. You get out what you want, then when you try to put that same piece of clingwrap back on, you realize it's been mysteriously shrunken so that it no longer fits over the entire bowl. Thus beginning a whole new cycle of clingwrap difficulty.

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +18Reply
nobody347s avatar nobody347 Yeah You Are +14Reply

Thats where tin foil comes in handy :D

Nonsense_Narwhals avatar Nonsense_Narwhal Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Nonsense_Narwhal Thats where tin foil comes in handy :D

Did you and yourself break up? Yourself hasn't replied to your comment yet...

IamProbablyaNinjas avatar IamProbablyaNinja Yeah You Are +10Reply

It's like that super sticky masking tape. It's nearly impossible to unstick that. Imagine having that attached to cling rap. It'd be a NIGHTMARE. shiver

Anonymous +12Reply

not being able to wrap food in cling wrap=/=no eating leftovers=/=WORLD HUNGER.

It's also really annoying when you microwave something with saran wrap on it and it melts to the bowl

For some reason, the voice in my head sounds like this when I read this post: YouTube video thumbnail

Bardagis avatar Bardagi Yeah You Are +6Reply
@SEXY_BEAST Sounds like this to me:

(Bean_Delphiki) @1227946 (Bardagi): I thought it would sound like this: YouTube video thumbnail

wittynameheres avatar wittynamehere Yeah You Are 0Reply

Yes, indubitably.

Ridges avatar Ridge Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Ridge Yes, indubitably.

school house rock? :D

lilypops avatar lilypop Yeah You Are -1Reply

World hunger is just annoying

this sounds like a dane cook act

Someone should definitely invent something to fix this catastrophe.

CrazyCheerios avatar CrazyCheerio Yeah You Are 0Reply
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@1228003

That's not annoying. It's a mysterious wonder of the world.

Anonymous +2Reply

I like being a secret agent.

Anonymous +5Reply

the problems we have here in north america eh

it's also annoying to read large amounts of text.

@Andy it's also annoying to read large amounts of text.

Ugh, I know, right? I didn't come here to read opinions, I came here to exploit the low-low prices on moderate quality air conditioners. And quite frankly, there's a supreme lack of that, too.

Anonymous +127Reply
@Ugh, I know, right? I didn't come here to read opinions, I came here to exploit the low-low prices on moderate...

I came here to read amirite posts and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

chickens avatar chicken Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Andy it's also annoying to read large amounts of text.

Since when does seven sentences count as large amounts of text?

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +25Reply
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