99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to your school, amirite?

well im hot and i go to my school...(yes it's possible to creep on oneself)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah, i go to an all-girls private school. but some of the guys at my old school were pretty attractive. =]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I saw this on Twitter.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

O...kay?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Rephrase: I saw this on Twitter [before it was posted on amirite].

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Kay. Was just wondering why you felt the need to announce it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I will now tweet about a person saying that (s)he saw this post on Twitter [before it was posted on amirite]

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I go to an all guys school... would this put me in the 99?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This means I'm the only hot guy at my school!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This means you are an arrogant dick!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"I like personality more" my ass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i do like your ass more^^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I go to a girls school...so no.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...and that 1% is in another grade, too. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yea... They're all seniors, so next year there will be 0 hot guys at my school :/ But hey, at least I'm a junior.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So 99% of guys are hot, and 1% of guys no longer go to your school?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Yea...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*pats on back* It'll be okay.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I saw this on tumblr o.O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not many comments...Dempsey, did you steal all the comments?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh the woes of being a female-majority website.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

anthony made this POTD. he's a guy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

99% of stars are bright at night. The other 1% live in Hollywood.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Make this a post, yah?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is so old it's a cave drawing in yo mammas poor ass. Wasn't that the perfect joke? I made your mom old, poor, fat, and said the fact I've slept with her, all while insulting this post that's been all over the Internet. I don't care what anybody says. This comment is legend... Wait for it... Dary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Legenddary? Or Legend Dairy? Sounds like a brand I'd buy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holy shit you just came up with the greatest dairy brand name ever. patentpatentpatentpatent!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I believe what you were going for was "Legen... Wait for it... Dary!" Amateur mistake.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why thank you Barney. You are the best Barney that isn't a purple dinosaur I know

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nowhere in that first sentence did you directly imply that you slept with someone's mother. If anything, you are a fan of colonoscopy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I implied I saw her ass

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Sawing" her ass, while kinky to a strange few, is not equivalent to sleeping with her.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): *seeing

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, sir. I meant sawing. "I implied I [presently] saw her ass."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Still seeing

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Still seeing your mistake? It's okay. Take your time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this was one hour late...anthony forgot to change his clock!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would say stupid American, but I'm American, you're Canadian, and you're way to sexy to insult

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He doesn't change his clock for another two weeks ono

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What are you plotting?! ANSWER ME!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh, sorry guys.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't know... my school has a couple really good looking ones. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think these are professional statistics.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good thing Bill Nye is in that 99% category hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Prove it!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I'm Bill fuckin' Nye!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Prove that!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I proved it with science.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

99% of girls like personality more than looks. The other 1% goes to your school.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

make post. i will vote yya.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Done. http://www.amirite.net/545874

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't need the guys to be hot for what I wanna do to them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I smell a makeover! ... Smells like shame.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

According to this post, 100% of guys are hot 99% of the time, with a 1% marginal error.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

glad i don't go to your school

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fact: girls look for looks just as much as guys, they just don't like admitting it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fact: All I got from this was "Girls look like guys as much of the time, they just don't like admitting it."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): *shrugs*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*shrubs*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

99% of guys are hot and taken. The other 1% of guys are ugly and in my grade.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I am not!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My school is a magnet for emos, "gangstas" and/or hipsters. I don't understand why. We live in the middle of FREAKING NOWHERE.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My school would kill an emo the second they walked in the door. We also live in the middle of FREAKING NOWHERE, leading me to the conclusion that complete isolation either causes people to dress exactly alike or to pierce strange places and wear black makeup.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wonder what would happen if a guy said the same thing about women. All the femmies on this site would be all "UR OBJECTAFIYING WOMIN HURR DURR''

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/545437 =< trudat.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Homepage it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's interesting because Anthony chooses the Post of the Days...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If this hasn't been mentioned yet, I think this applies to girls as well.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

99% of guys are hot. The same group ignores your phonecalls, but it's okay. You are persistent.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ha, I must not go to school

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel special because I saw this post in the Just In stage.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Seriously this is the post of the day? God damn, amirite needs to step it up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then you make one worthy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

99% of girls agree that sexism can go both ways. The other 1% visit amirite.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What about college students? there is like thousands of people

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Dunn305):I know this is weird, but percantages can work with any number, high or low. Funny stuff.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NO WAY

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So... This means around 4,700,000 guys go to my school? This seems a little inaccurate hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

am i the only one to actually say oh my god i know

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Only 1 % of girls are hot. No one here is in that one percent.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

your username is my reaction to that comment

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not true almost all the guys in my grade are hot so that is obviously more than 1%. :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I go to an all girls school and I'm straight :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

1% of guys in the world do not go to your school; do you realize how many people that is? And you WISH that 99% of guys were hot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post definitely relates to me, because some of the guys on here are gorgeous, and they don't go to my school ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh my god, I relate. Most definitely.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It goes both ways.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But if everyone reads this, wouldn't it be 99% of hot guys go to our school, 1% don't? ... :|

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats actually a good point hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago