Being a duck must be pretty fun. You get to swim AND fly easily, you're constantly given free meals, and during the winter you take a lovely holiday to the southern hemisphere. It's just a shame about the gang rape, amirite?

+441 Being a duck must be pretty fun. You get to swim AND fly easily, you're constantly given free meals, and during the winter you take a lovely holiday to the southern hemisphere. It's just a shame about the gang rape, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And you don't get any grapes... :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not if you're part of the gang.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know those ducks in the pond at Central Park South? Where do they go when the lagoon is frozen over?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Beat me to it! xP

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, it would be great to be a- wait what?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

G-g...gang rape? ):

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah I can agree to all that, and that sounds alr-. . . What? Gang rape. Oh yeah that's supposed to be real bad around the duck community

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, it is really bad there. I should know because I am a bird.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What are you talking about? I seen the horrible stuff with DUCKS. I am a sophisticated penguin.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's why chickens are cool

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Like I always say,"There is no consensual sex in the duck kingdom."

by Anonymous 13 years ago