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Also about dog+58Don't let the pet dog stay in the bedroom if you're the type of person who has the habit of sleeping naked. There's nothing as icy-cold as a dog's nose poking your bare butt at 1:00am when you're fast asleep. Amirite?
Also about dog+540Commercial: "...with savory chunks of chicken, beef and vegetables in a rich protein-filled gravy..." Me: "Oh that sounds delicious!" Commercial: "Your dog will thank you!" Me: "Oh crap. Another deceptive dog food commercial.", amirite?
Also about Relationships+77It would be weird if any girls who broke up with me cried about it, amirite?
Also about earth and walking+300Humans are fucking masochists. They're given nutritious and satisfying food just growing out of the ground, and they take it and squeeze everything good out of them, throw it out, add a ton of sugar and fat, and then try to restrain themselves from eating it. They're given a giant Earth to walk about, and a body which only requires walking regularly to stay healthy, and so they make things to walk for them and torture themselves by exercising extra just to stay fit. Wtf, amirite?
Also about Relationships+49Even in intimacy you and I, my love, will never fully know one another, amirite?
Also about earth+80If the earth could choose between humans or coronaritas ...mother earth would choose cornavirus, amirite?
Also by Unoriginal+16You know you're right and that's all that matters, amirite?
Also about walking and dog+81There's nothing funnier than seeing a MAGA guy in full regalia walking a tiny dog, amirite?
Also about Relationships+66Love is a pointless emotion until someone shares theirs with you, amirite?
Also about walking+811When you are walking to class and the people in front of you are walking ridiculously slow, you pass them and start walking fast to show them how to walk faster than a dying turtle, amirite?