+646 You used to say "girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"girls go to mars to get more candy bars boys go to jupiter to get more stupider"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if you choose to get candy bars then don't ask if you are fat because the answer should be yes

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"do these pants make my butt look fat?" "your butt makes your butt look fat"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is hilarious even though i heard it before i guess you are funnier

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i stole it from a post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We used to say "Girls go to Mars to get more chocolate bars, boys go to Venus to get another penis" but of course we were 8, penis was a bad word, so it would be "boys go to venus to get anoter... hehehehehhee you know"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

good one

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL. "boys go to venus to get another.. ehehe you know."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I could go to Venus to get another penis, I would have tried to become an astronaut. That's good for everyone. Me, girls, boys, my parents. They would be like, yeah yeah, our son's an astronaut, but ask me how many penises he has!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How ironic. Guys get to travel in space while girls go to college and misuse grammar.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its just what we used to say... like in second grade. it was funny and you didn't think that far into it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:P. Im a big buzz kill

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yes, indeed you are

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We used to say 'Girls go to mars because they're stars, boys go to Jupiter because they're stupider' I'm writing this on my phone which has just informed me stupider is in fact a word. Go figure.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Girls go to mars to become rockstars, boys go to jupiter to get more stupider" according to sonic youth

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ironic though, since stupider isn't a word...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You heard it here, folks. Being allowed into NASA (or the space administration of your respective country) to be trusted with millions and millions of dollars of technology that can travel to another planet requires less intellect than being accepted into a college.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, they just need the handicap to be on par with us now, ZING!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

uranus is cold!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We used to may: Girls come from Mars because they are smarted, and that boys come from Jupiter because they are stupider!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxxxxxxoxoxoxoxoxxoxo <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't understand that reference.

by Anonymous 12 years ago