+327 When a teacher asks you a question and you dont know the answer, scream "Jesus." Cause Jesus is the answer to everything, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a good one! XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Teacher: Timmy, what is the square root of 25? Timmy: Er, um, Jesus! Teacher: I'm sorry Timmy, that's incorr- Timmy: JESUS IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING YOU ATHEIST!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I should try this, especially since I go to a Catholic school. Next time on a test....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did that and got half credit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if they say you're answer is wrong you can report them for discrimination.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is your life average?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is the name of the man responsible for the genocide of Jews in the 1940s? Not Jesus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HA! i was just thinking that =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ummm...Not if you're not a Christian...But that is true, if you are. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago