Love this one(: It's best when you do it to an english teacher and they get pissed at you for correcting their grammar
You Know Who?
This is probably my favorite joke ever.
(ErialcYecats):knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doc- YOU HAVE AIDS!!
That was on amirite one time... I thought it was funny.
Eat mop who?
No I will not eat your poo!
Maybe it's just my immaturity but this one made me laugh pretty hard x)
I came on here to write that one!!!!!!!! :(
Hahaha great minds think alike!
All time greatest one!
"knock knock" "who's there" "gestapo" "gestapo who?" slap "VE VILL BE ASKING ZE QUESTIONS!"
First I goggled it, then I lol'd.
Guest aw poe
The police. Your family died.
My dad told me that one and he thought it was hilarious lmao. I think its an anti-joke.
Instead of "the police..." I go with "The Gestapo." :D
*This is a joke to an orphan -
Who's there ?
Not your parents!
I feel terrible for laughing at that one.
knock knock. now you say who's there
control freak. now you say control freak who...
hahaha xD i really like this one and the to whom one
look mate,, if they hadn't gotten the joke by then, they're pretty slow...
There is no ending.
The joke is that i'm a control freak - - i.e telling you what to do
Sorry i took it for granted everyone would understand :D
Car go beep beep!
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I never knew you could yodel!
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
thats inappropriate... i know. Just had to say it.
I also have a really cheesy one for music fans:
SHIZAMM!! Band reference.
Weak, I know... Don't judge.
The Pursuit of Happyness... Little 8-year-old Jaden Smith, twas cute!
If you hate knock knock jokes,
come in who?
They're suppose to say who's there
You: Do you want to hear a knock-knock joke?
You: Okay. You start.
Them: Knock, knock.
You: Who's there?
Am I the only one that heard an owl?
Fuck, your sense of humor is worse than getting blown by a chick with braces who tried swallowing nails for breakfast