(ErialcYecats):knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doc- YOU HAVE AIDS!!
That was on amirite one time... I thought it was funny.
look mate,, if they hadn't gotten the joke by then, they're pretty slow...
There is no ending.
The joke is that i'm a control freak - - i.e telling you what to do
Sorry i took it for granted everyone would understand :D
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom*.
Love this one(: It's best when you do it to an english teacher and they get pissed at you for correcting their grammar
Knock Knock
Who's there?
You Know.
You Know Who?
Avada Kedavra.
This is probably my favorite joke ever.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interru-
MOO.
(ErialcYecats):knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doc- YOU HAVE AIDS!!
That was on amirite one time... I thought it was funny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic cow.
Dyslexic cow-
OOM.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Eat mop.
Eat mop who?
No I will not eat your poo!
Maybe it's just my immaturity but this one made me laugh pretty hard x)
I came on here to write that one!!!!!!!! :(
Hahaha great minds think alike!
All time greatest one!
"knock knock" "who's there" "gestapo" "gestapo who?" slap "VE VILL BE ASKING ZE QUESTIONS!"
First I goggled it, then I lol'd.
*googled it
Guest aw poe
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police. Your family died.
My dad told me that one and he thought it was hilarious lmao. I think its an anti-joke.
Instead of "the police..." I go with "The Gestapo." :D
Haha :D
*This is a joke to an orphan -
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Not your parents!
I feel terrible for laughing at that one.
knock knock. now you say who's there
who's there?
control freak. now you say control freak who...
hahaha xD i really like this one and the to whom one
look mate,, if they hadn't gotten the joke by then, they're pretty slow...
There is no ending.
The joke is that i'm a control freak - - i.e telling you what to do
Sorry i took it for granted everyone would understand :D
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
=D
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I never knew you could yodel!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Pedobear.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Rape
Rape who?
Rape You.
thats inappropriate... i know. Just had to say it.
I also have a really cheesy one for music fans:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
SHIZAMM!! Band reference.
Weak, I know... Don't judge.
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Nobody."
"Nobody who?"
silence
The Pursuit of Happyness... Little 8-year-old Jaden Smith, twas cute!
If you hate knock knock jokes,
"Knock Knock!"
"Come in!"
come in who?
They're suppose to say who's there
You: Do you want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Them: Sure.
You: Okay. You start.
Them: Knock, knock.
You: Who's there?
Them: uh....
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Am I the only one that heard an owl?
Fuck, your sense of humor is worse than getting blown by a chick with braces who tried swallowing nails for breakfast