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It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom*.

Love this one(: It's best when you do it to an english teacher and they get pissed at you for correcting their grammar

Anonymous +185Reply

Knock Knock

Who's there?

You Know.

You Know Who?

Avada Kedavra.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interru-
MOO.

@ErialcYecats Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interru- MOO.

(ErialcYecats):knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doc- YOU HAVE AIDS!!
That was on amirite one time... I thought it was funny.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Eat mop.

Eat mop who?

No I will not eat your poo!

Maybe it's just my immaturity but this one made me laugh pretty hard x)

@Chapstick Knock knock Who's there? Eat mop. Eat mop who? No I will not eat your poo! Maybe it's just my immaturity but...

I came on here to write that one!!!!!!!! :(
Hahaha great minds think alike!
All time greatest one!

"knock knock" "who's there" "gestapo" "gestapo who?" slap "VE VILL BE ASKING ZE QUESTIONS!"

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The police. Your family died.

My dad told me that one and he thought it was hilarious lmao. I think its an anti-joke.

*This is a joke to an orphan -

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Not your parents!

knock knock. now you say who's there
who's there?
control freak. now you say control freak who...

hahaha xD i really like this one and the to whom one

Savage96s avatar Savage96 Yeah You Are +35Reply
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@1124180

look mate,, if they hadn't gotten the joke by then, they're pretty slow...
There is no ending.
The joke is that i'm a control freak - - i.e telling you what to do
Sorry i took it for granted everyone would understand :D

Savage96s avatar Savage96 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
=D

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I never knew you could yodel!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Pedobear.

@eldorito Knock knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Pedobear.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Rape
Rape who?
Rape You.

thats inappropriate... i know. Just had to say it.

I also have a really cheesy one for music fans:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
SHIZAMM!! Band reference.
Weak, I know... Don't judge.

"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"

"Nobody."

"Nobody who?"

silence

IceColdFuns avatar IceColdFun Yeah You Are +9Reply
@IceColdFun "Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Nobody." "Nobody who?" silence

The Pursuit of Happyness... Little 8-year-old Jaden Smith, twas cute!

If you hate knock knock jokes,

"Knock Knock!"

"Come in!"

You: Do you want to hear a knock-knock joke?

Them: Sure.

You: Okay. You start.

Them: Knock, knock.

You: Who's there?

Them: uh....

Anonymous +1Reply

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Am I the only one that heard an owl?

@Natty_Dubbs Knock Knock Who's there? Who. Who who? Am I the only one that heard an owl?

Fuck, your sense of humor is worse than getting blown by a chick with braces who tried swallowing nails for breakfast

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