+242 Guys who drive compact cars: Your penis compensates for the size of your car, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What about me? I ride a bike.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is it a big bike?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, it only weighs about 20 lbs. It's a road bike, not a motor bike. The kind you pedal.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nope, compact cars are directly linked to vaginas.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ferrari =/= vagina, fool.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you, for I could not have assumed this from reading yesterday's POTD.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

At least sombody realizes

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't have a car. i win.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Damn you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

the more expensive the car or the bigger the truck (lifted trucks) the smaller the penis.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

somthing a poor person who cant afford either would say.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or maybe they'd rather spend their money on things they actually need... like bigger condoms.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(NotSoDangerous):condoms cost the same amount, doesnt matter what size

by Anonymous 14 years ago

These condoms are especially big and must be ordered in advance. Duh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I cant affford either , either. doesnt mean im poor stupid

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and vice versa! if you have a huge lifted f450 with a smoke stack and that little metal ballsack thing, its compensating for the size of your microscopic penis.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(mydick>yourdick): A modified car is a bigger give away to size. A big truck or Ferari or Porche is a sign of bank account more then penis though often those two link but not always. Some people do need the bigger vehicle and some people just hate the look of those smaller cars. Personally I hate pretty much all cars asides the older ones as I don't like all the areodynamic curving as they look so girly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Most cars are inversely proportional to the size of the driver's penis.

by Anonymous 14 years ago