+88 Kangaroos can't hop backwards, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Fun fact: On the Australian coat of arms, it features both an emu and a kangaroo. As both of these animals are unable to move backwards, it represents Australia as a nation that continues to move forward.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh, I thought it was because both of those animals are dangerous and it represented that Australia's wildlife will fuck your shit up and that it takes a bad motherfucker to live on the same continent as said wildlife.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sure does. A kangaroo can literally rip someone open. And if you hit one with a car, it'll fuck you up even though it's dead.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So..uhh... I'm guessing you're right?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I saw some comedian on YouTube who said this. Is that what made you post this?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I heard it from Daniel Tosh's comedy special on Comedy Central

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yea that's who I was talking about!

by Anonymous 11 years ago