Roxie Jokes & Humour
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The third guy says, "I'll have some H2O three" and spontaneously combusts. The fourth guy says, "I'll just have some H20" and then his pee is clear. The fifth guy says, "I'll have some h2O too" and then has beautiful hair. Later, due to safety and health regulations, the bar shuts down due to the large number of dangerous chemicals they serve. They later convert into a hair salon.
Holy crap, that was great!
lol, worthy of its own post!
That's HALARIOUS. i love it. there's a comic version of the original joke i found online...
By the way, it took me a few seconds to get it the first time, but afterwards i was like "duh"!
I don't get the part after H2O three....
H203 is Trioxidane
the fourth guy is just getting water, and the fifth is getting hydrogen peroxide, so he should die, whats with the beautifal hair???
Still, it's halarious...
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Understanding this makes me feel all smart. Thank you!
A guy walks into a bar and orders CO. The next guy orders CO too. They both die.
Carbon dioxide isn't toxic.
In copious amounts it is
That's true for pretty much any chemical.
right. There's CO2 in many drinks.
CO is carbon monoxide, not carbon dioxide...jesus...
CO is carbon monoxide. which is extremely extremely toxic, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_monoxide first line sir
True, but Anon said carbon DIoxide (which would be CO too = CO2)
Yes, but he stated that they both died even the one who ordered CO too not just the CO guy. I just got out of chemistry i know my stuff ;)
Congratulations, but I meant the anon that said that "carbon dioxide isn't toxic". They weren't refuting that CO is toxic.
If I were you, i'd just punch him in the face...
But why would someone want to order carbon dioxide in the first place?
Oh man that was some good comedy right there. I fuckin love chemistry jokes.
Billy was a chemist's son, but Billy is no more; what he thought was H20 was H2S04! Hey!
I am so mad that I posted this anonymously..
Billy's dad must have been a careless chemist, who leaves sulfuric acid in an unmarked container that could be mistaken as water?
This will be POTD!
Chemistry jokes are awesome.. lol. I love it!
I just assumed he died because he died. Grade 7 education for you.. :D
OR the second guy asks for some manganese oxide, adds it to his drink, waits for a bit, drinks it and is fine
HOLY CRAP I GET IT! I love understanding nerdy jokes :D
Potential potd :D
i felt dumb because i didn't get that :( but now I feel smart because if I see that joke again I will understand it!
Sure u dint scroll down and saw the answer?
The 2nd man got H20 "too," or H2O2, which is Hydrogen Peroxide, which kills people when drinken.
Sorry, had to do it
(past participle nazi): Thats embaressingness
Pointing this out too, instead of Thats it's That's. I also don't believe embaressingness is a word.
Are you sure embarrassingness isn't a word?
"Embarrassingness" is NOT a word. What you meant to say is "That's embarrassing!"
Are you sure?
Yes. I am HIV Positive.
somebpdy already pointed that out
*somebody, jeeze american isnt even that hard a language
This is so freaking hilarious and clever!!!!:)
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You would actually have to drink a decent amount of hydrogen peroxide in order to die. It probably wouldn't really actually be a problem and just turn into hydrogen gas and water. Which is pretty harmless.
2 H2O2 + energy--> 2 H2O + O2
not many comments on potd
that's because this isn't/wasn't a potd
No, I'm going to get, like, -1000000 seconds.
It will be potd, though. It was great and very original.
Very clever :]
This guy says to the bar tender , I will have some H2O too but give me the night rate for happy hour and the homeland security arrests him
The guys in the joke. Duh.
I guess that now I understand why I was never that good at chem... :
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK how did someone post this before me.
hahahaha fucking hilariousss!!!!
Guy walks into a bar and says EY YOU, GIMMIE THAT.
LOLOLOLOL AU GOLD LOLKOLOKLOJGKDHKFBNSD
apparantly thirty three people haven't taken basic chemistry yet .
This isn't YouTube.
whaaat ? i dont get it
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