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People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?

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If it can be in the GOD DAMN SKY it can GOD DAMN LEAN BACK!

Anonymous +50Reply

I really wish airplanes had see-through walls. That way, when you look up at an airplane you would just see a bunch of people in chairs flying through the sky.

There isn't enough space in the bathroom for certain things. hello smilie

@KaySeas There isn't enough space in the bathroom for certain things.

i agree. Its really hard to try to spy on you in those damn claustrophobic plastic bathrooms.

@KaySeas I know exactly what you mean!

Thank You! FINALLY! some one who understands!
You know what I had to go through to get into that damn bathroom with out you noticing?
A lot. I had to go through a lot of shit.
a lot of shit.... pardon my pun.
But anyhows, you better be damn appreciative of what I had to do to fit in that 8 inch by 12 inch restroom.

"HEY GET YOUR CHAIR OFF OF ME BEFORE I REARRANGE IT FOR YOU!!!"
...that's why they don't lean back.

sonickemets avatar sonickemet Yeah You Are +24Reply

god god sky?

Anonymous +21Reply

I only get 8 fucking peanuts?!

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are +21Reply
@Montana I only get 8 fucking peanuts?!

You think that's bad? they gave me fucking pretzels!

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Shadi Hmm HMM!

(Chauncy Pickles): I can't decide how to say that in my head...

A comedian said this... I can't remember who it was

Anonymous +19Reply
@A comedian said this... I can't remember who it was

Louie said something similar, this isn't an exact quote or anything though.

@Captn_Awesome Louie said something similar, this isn't an exact quote or anything though.

This is a complete rip off of Louis CK, which is fine - just give credit to the source. Youtube "everything's amazing and nobody's happy." He talks about the high-speed internet, sitting in a chair in the sky...it may not be a word for word quote, but it's clearly ripped off.

Anonymous +11Reply

and the most annoying is the people who have obviously never heard the rule "no carry-on liquids".
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/airplane

that comic reminds me of this post

can we pretend that...

haha I wonder how many people are reading that and singing it in their head? >:D

I feel like the people behind me get pissed when I lean my seat back.

im happy if i just get some pretzels and the plane doesnt crash.

They should start calling airplanes sky seats.

Inu_chans avatar Inu_chan Yeah You Are +13Reply

why did God damn the skies?

Sucks when your by the jets... so damn loud!

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are +6Reply

Know the rules: YouTube video thumbnail

@WheatToast Know the rules:

(WheatToas@1140822 (WheatToast): i though you said "you know the rules" thinking it was a rick roll

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@1145043

Why thank you ^.^

I would only appreciate the goddamn skyness of the plane if it was see-through. Otherwise, it's just a dirty, cramped, uncomfortable, aluminum cylinder of hell.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this post!

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@1139556

scroll up a bit...

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@1139568

Kind of like your posts! Except the funny part

Anonymous +159Reply
@Captn_Awesome I can smell that burn.

Oh, yeah, you left the stove on. Go check.
Just a friendly tip... thought I'd let you know.
Oh, and you are all out of orange juice in the fridge.

@Captn_Awesome I can smell that burn.

oh ok good then it's not just me

@TheShamWowGuy Did someone run out of Midol?

lol why is everyone getting butthurt just because I said my opinion?

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@1139573

Some of us don't need a plane for that smirk smilie

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +13Reply
@1139573

dude, your forced meme is annoying. knock it off, it's not funny.

Anonymous -3Reply
@1139573

I hate french toast.

@KaySeas I hate french toast.

I hate that your name keeps reminding me of Ke$ha. You know what I do?

Deal.

@Shadi I hate that your name keeps reminding me of Ke$ha. You know what I do? Deal.

(Chauncy Pickles): >.> I'm completely offended now. My name has more meaning than that! It's my first and middle name initials.

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@1139700

sshhh! Don't encourage them!
Cause back in my day, if you encouraged something bad-

you know what, I'm not gonna finish, those jokes werent even all that funny.

@1139700

Back in my day (yesterday) if you said back in my day you got disliked.

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@Back in my day (yesterday) if you said back in my day you got disliked.

(2 days old): Oh, so all of a sudden YOU get to decide what days everybody gets? What, you's Father Time all'za sudden? Go fuck yaself, damn bitchass NIGGA! Yo mamma is broke cuz YO ugly ass needs surgery! BLAAAAAM!

-Trya

Anonymous 0Reply
@(2 days old): Oh, so all of a sudden YOU get to decide what days everybody gets? What, you's Father Time all'za...

(Tyra Banks, mofo): @1140159 (Tyra Banks, mofo): 0.0 I said back in my day not back in yours.

3 days old 0Reply
@(Tyra Banks, mofo): @1140159 (Tyra Banks, mofo): 0.0 I said back in my day not back in yours.

(3 days old): But who says you get to claim that day as your own? Surely there must be someone more deserving... BITCH!

-Trya

Anonymous 0Reply
@(3 days old): But who says you get to claim that day as your own? Surely there must be someone more deserving...

(Tyra Banks, mofo): It was MY birthday, I never said it wasn't anyone else's. I was just saying it was mine too! :s

3 days old 0Reply

Ah there's the potd :)

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@1139853

I think masturbating on an airplain is frowned upon

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +12Reply

I'm in love with Louis CK <3

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@1139918

(BITCH BOY AIRPLANE): awwww does the little troll need some attention...?

@1139918

(BITCH BOY AIRPLANE): Ass cancer: YouTube video thumbnail

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@1139919

**FIGLIO DI PUTTANA!

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@1140616

Would you like a prize?

Haha, Louis CK is amazing

cmonsters avatar cmonster Yeah You Are -1Reply

This isn't original, louis ck said it first

@B747 This isn't original, louis ck said it first

Yes, but since when is the post of the day an original thought?

amifunnys avatar amifunny No Way +31Reply
@528491 yesterday?

I meant it very broadly of course. Every now and then, you'll see some original idea out there on the front page. But looking through, you'll also notice comments on previous posts of the day regarding which website or which comedian it came from. As long as the posters give credit to the owner of the original statement, then I have no problem with it. Otherwise, I'll just vote it down. Then again, I might come off as hypocritical, because who doesn't plagiarize at some point in their life, amirite?

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@1140083

lolwut? You do know what the point of amirite is, don't you?

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