People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?
I really wish airplanes had see-through walls. That way, when you look up at an airplane you would just see a bunch of people in chairs flying through the sky.
Thank You! FINALLY! some one who understands!
You know what I had to go through to get into that damn bathroom with out you noticing?
A lot. I had to go through a lot of shit.
a lot of shit.... pardon my pun.
But anyhows, you better be damn appreciative of what I had to do to fit in that 8 inch by 12 inch restroom.
This is a complete rip off of Louis CK, which is fine - just give credit to the source. Youtube "everything's amazing and nobody's happy." He talks about the high-speed internet, sitting in a chair in the sky...it may not be a word for word quote, but it's clearly ripped off.
I would only appreciate the goddamn skyness of the plane if it was see-through. Otherwise, it's just a dirty, cramped, uncomfortable, aluminum cylinder of hell.
(2 days old): Oh, so all of a sudden YOU get to decide what days everybody gets? What, you's Father Time all'za sudden? Go fuck yaself, damn bitchass NIGGA! Yo mamma is broke cuz YO ugly ass needs surgery! BLAAAAAM!
I meant it very broadly of course. Every now and then, you'll see some original idea out there on the front page. But looking through, you'll also notice comments on previous posts of the day regarding which website or which comedian it came from. As long as the posters give credit to the owner of the original statement, then I have no problem with it. Otherwise, I'll just vote it down. Then again, I might come off as hypocritical, because who doesn't plagiarize at some point in their life, amirite?
If it can be in the GOD DAMN SKY it can GOD DAMN LEAN BACK!
I GOD DAMN AGREE WITH THIS!
GODDAMMIT BLUEGODDESS!
GOD DAMMIT!
I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE WILL BE A GOD DAMN COMBO BREAKER IN A FEW GOD DAMN MINUTES!
[Enter bluegoddess.]
I really wish airplanes had see-through walls. That way, when you look up at an airplane you would just see a bunch of people in chairs flying through the sky.
There isn't enough space in the bathroom for certain things.
i agree. Its really hard to try to spy on you in those damn claustrophobic plastic bathrooms.
I know exactly what you mean!
Thank You! FINALLY! some one who understands!
You know what I had to go through to get into that damn bathroom with out you noticing?
A lot. I had to go through a lot of shit.
a lot of shit.... pardon my pun.
But anyhows, you better be damn appreciative of what I had to do to fit in that 8 inch by 12 inch restroom.
I appreciate what you did for me. I love you.
I love you, too... my precious. Have sweet dreams tonight, ok?
You look so cute while you are sleeping with sweet dreams.
:$ :$ You're making me blush.
@1139618 (KaySeas): This conversation is too fucking creepy.
Creepy?
But that's just me, Your_Stalker.
Nice to meet'cha!
No u!
"HEY GET YOUR CHAIR OFF OF ME BEFORE I REARRANGE IT FOR YOU!!!"
...that's why they don't lean back.
god god sky?
hahaha oops oops
I only get 8 fucking peanuts?!
You get fucking peanuts? Lucky! I only ever get sexually inactive peanuts...
I'm on air canada
Maybe they're just dormant, like volcanoes.
You think that's bad? they gave me fucking pretzels!
Hmm HMM!
(Chauncy Pickles): I can't decide how to say that in my head...
Say it in a way that implies sexual promiscuity.
A comedian said this... I can't remember who it was
Louis CK
Louie said something similar, this isn't an exact quote or anything though.
This is a complete rip off of Louis CK, which is fine - just give credit to the source. Youtube "everything's amazing and nobody's happy." He talks about the high-speed internet, sitting in a chair in the sky...it may not be a word for word quote, but it's clearly ripped off.
Seriously?! Not even half the posts on this website are original content.
and the most annoying is the people who have obviously never heard the rule "no carry-on liquids".
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/airplane
that comic reminds me of this post
I love The Oatmeal haha
The comic reminds you of the post? Not the other way around?
can we pretend that...
haha I wonder how many people are reading that and singing it in their head? >:D
I had just gotten that song out of my head too... thanks.
"We cut the legs off of our pants."
-Matt & Kim, "Daylight"
(Chauncy Pickles): Threw our shoes into the ocean
Sit back and wave through the daylight.
(Chauncy Pickles): Slip and slide on subway grates
I feel like the people behind me get pissed when I lean my seat back.
im happy if i just get some pretzels and the plane doesnt crash.
They should start calling airplanes sky seats.
why did God damn the skies?
To get to the other side?
Sucks when your by the jets... so damn loud!
Know the rules:
(WheatToas@1140822 (WheatToast): i though you said "you know the rules" thinking it was a rick roll
=P
Why thank you ^.^
I would only appreciate the goddamn skyness of the plane if it was see-through. Otherwise, it's just a dirty, cramped, uncomfortable, aluminum cylinder of hell.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this post!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
scroll up a bit...
DEAL WITH IT, MIKE!
Just for you, Karla.
That's so sweet.
Kind of like your posts! Except the funny part
I can smell that burn.
Oh, yeah, you left the stove on. Go check.
Just a friendly tip... thought I'd let you know.
Oh, and you are all out of orange juice in the fridge.
It's cool, I prefer intruder blood anyways. So does my German Shepherd.
oh ok good then it's not just me
Then DO something about it!
when did i say mine were?
Did someone run out of Midol?
lol why is everyone getting butthurt just because I said my opinion?
Some of us don't need a plane for that
dude, your forced meme is annoying. knock it off, it's not funny.
I hate french toast.
I hate that your name keeps reminding me of Ke$ha. You know what I do?
Deal.
(Chauncy Pickles): >.> I'm completely offended now. My name has more meaning than that! It's my first and middle name initials.
How many first and middle names do you have? By my count, you have seven.
(Chauncy Pickles): It's Karla Carolina.
sshhh! Don't encourage them!
Cause back in my day, if you encouraged something bad-
you know what, I'm not gonna finish, those jokes werent even all that funny.
Back in my day (yesterday) if you said back in my day you got disliked.
(2 days old): Oh, so all of a sudden YOU get to decide what days everybody gets? What, you's Father Time all'za sudden? Go fuck yaself, damn bitchass NIGGA! Yo mamma is broke cuz YO ugly ass needs surgery! BLAAAAAM!
-Trya
(Tyra Banks, mofo): wait im confused. are you Trya, or Tyra?
You bet my FAT ASS I am!
-Trya
(Tyra Banks, mofo): @1140159 (Tyra Banks, mofo): 0.0 I said back in my day not back in yours.
(3 days old): But who says you get to claim that day as your own? Surely there must be someone more deserving... BITCH!
-Trya
(Tyra Banks, mofo): It was MY birthday, I never said it wasn't anyone else's. I was just saying it was mine too! :s
Pround member of the mile high club :)
Your mom doesn't count.
But yours does.
Pruned*
Ah there's the potd :)
I think masturbating on an airplain is frowned upon
Nah.
I think an airplan is masturbating upon Frowned.
I'm in love with Louis CK <3
(BITCH BOY AIRPLANE): awwww does the little troll need some attention...?
I am sorry to say this... so I won't.
(BITCH BOY AIRPLANE): Ass cancer:
**FIGLIO DI PUTTANA!
Would you like a prize?
Haha, Louis CK is amazing
This isn't original, louis ck said it first
Yes, but since when is the post of the day an original thought?
yesterday?
I meant it very broadly of course. Every now and then, you'll see some original idea out there on the front page. But looking through, you'll also notice comments on previous posts of the day regarding which website or which comedian it came from. As long as the posters give credit to the owner of the original statement, then I have no problem with it. Otherwise, I'll just vote it down. Then again, I might come off as hypocritical, because who doesn't plagiarize at some point in their life, amirite?
lolwut? You do know what the point of amirite is, don't you?