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That's a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today, amirite?

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copying the "That's a lovely shade of slut" post.

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How did you know what shade i had on?

@Device look behind you....

Are you the random person sat behind me on the bus?

@Device and the guy in the shadow outside your house

I would laugh if there wasn't actually a guy stood outside my house o_O

@WolfeDeWary I would laugh if there wasn't actually a guy stood outside my house o_O

that could be my friend, does he look away when you look at him? If yes, that's my friend

@WolfeDeWary (Device):So why are you and your friends stalking me?

must there always be a reason? can't we just mind our own, actually your, business?

@WolfeDeWary I am a very honered you chose me, i shall keep you entertained.

@1101479 (Wolfy): could you "accidentally" drop your towel after you shower once in a while? We would appreciate it

@WolfeDeWary I will for you guys. You seem so nice for stalkers

We're not just here for our own happiness but also for yours. We also sell t-shirts of us watching you, interested?

@WolfeDeWary Yes please, it would be very nice

Thanks for supporting me, we don't have time to work so we sell t-shirts and do certain things in public bathrooms

@WolfeDeWary Those " services" sound very unique, i will stick to the t-shirts for now.

you obviously get a 50% discount, for the t-shirts and maybe the future services

@Device you obviously get a 50% discount, for the t-shirts and maybe the future services

That's great, so i can t-shirts to all my friends as well! I have had some stalkers before, but you by far are the kindest.

That's a bitchy shade of love you're wearing today.

... It suits you.

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