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You can compare any two things no matter what they are, if you try really hard. Amirite?

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Or like my penis and my ego, both of which are huge.

Nonchalant_Ninas avatar Nonchalant_Nina Yeah You Are +29Reply

Like this post and ice cream, they're both cool, amirite?

Or like a piece of glitter and my sex appeal, both are pretty small.

In my English class, we once compared KISS (as in the band) with Justin Bieber. We actually had a pretty legitimate Venn Diagram, too...

@KitKat13 And what was the similarities may I ask?

The venn diagram was probably two separate circles.

@KitKat13 And what was the similarities may I ask?

cult followings, creepy fans (KISS has middle-aged men and Bieber has prepubescent girls), signature looks, etc.

@KitKat13 And what was the similarities may I ask?

They both have...

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Human bodies.

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@They both have... ... Human bodies.

Well yeah, except one is a group of guys, and the other is a girl.

Or chuck norris and meteors, they are both deadly.

The number 34,983 and a handful of loose piano keys....?

@penguins_fly The number 34,983 and a handful of loose piano keys....?

When you say the numbers of 34,983 it has five syllables, and so does the phrase "loose piano keys".

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@penguins_fly The number 34,983 and a handful of loose piano keys....?

All the numbers in 34,983 add up to 27... would you consider a handful of piano keys to be 27 perhaps?

Or possibly, they are both pretty insignificant in the fate of the world. ;)

Because both trumpet valve oil and the God of the underworld May be harmful if taken internally and should be KEPT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

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...they're both...stuff.

PinkSponges avatar PinkSponge Yeah You Are +1Reply

Like McDonalds and a Catholic priest.

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@they try to please kids

They both stick their meat in 10 year-old buns.

Anonymous +4Reply

like a platypus and the letter f.
their common quality is having nothing in common!

@GabbyGirlie815 like a platypus and the letter f. their common quality is having nothing in common!

Platypuses are the only mammals to lay eggs, and a single platypus is a mammal. The word "mammal" has six letters, and the letter "F" is the sixth letter of the alphabet.

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Paradoxals avatar Paradoxal Yeah You Are 0Reply

Sleeping naked and eating delicious chicken quesadillas?

Anonymous 0Reply
@Sleeping naked and eating delicious chicken quesadillas?

both increasingly appealing when with your significant other?

Anonymous +4Reply

Like Trumpet valve oil and the God of the Underworld.

Anonymous 0Reply

Glow in the dark octopi and 9/11?

Like Obama and Calamari?

Anonymous 0Reply
@Like Obama and Calamari?

They both have one M in them.

Mitchhps avatar Mitchhp Yeah You Are 0Reply

Kind of like Paint thinner and Long walks on the beach.

Anonymous 0Reply
@Kind of like Paint thinner and Long walks on the beach.

Guys will only want to do that when trying to get something? (Paint thinner - high, long walks on the beach - laid).

Like Prostitutes and Cable TV, they're both clunky but still commonly used.

Anonymous 0Reply

Like potatoes and airplanes!

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@Like potatoes and airplanes!

Both have movies made about them?

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