Or like my penis and my ego, both of which are huge.
Like this post and ice cream, they're both cool, amirite?
Or like a piece of glitter and my sex appeal, both are pretty small.
In my English class, we once compared KISS (as in the band) with Justin Bieber. We actually had a pretty legitimate Venn Diagram, too...
And what was the similarities may I ask?
The venn diagram was probably two separate circles.
cult followings, creepy fans (KISS has middle-aged men and Bieber has prepubescent girls), signature looks, etc.
What signature looks? Makeup?
Maybe it's natural or maybe it's... MAYBELLINE!
They both have...
Well yeah, except one is a group of guys, and the other is a girl.
Or chuck norris and meteors, they are both deadly.
The number 34,983 and a handful of loose piano keys....?
When you say the numbers of 34,983 it has five syllables, and so does the phrase "loose piano keys".
All the numbers in 34,983 add up to 27... would you consider a handful of piano keys to be 27 perhaps?
Or possibly, they are both pretty insignificant in the fate of the world. ;)
Because both trumpet valve oil and the God of the underworld May be harmful if taken internally and should be KEPT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.
Like McDonalds and a Catholic priest.
they try to please kids
They both stick their meat in 10 year-old buns.
hahah way better than what i said
like a platypus and the letter f.
their common quality is having nothing in common!
Platypuses are the only mammals to lay eggs, and a single platypus is a mammal. The word "mammal" has six letters, and the letter "F" is the sixth letter of the alphabet.
how on earth did you have the time to figure that out?
Sleeping naked and eating delicious chicken quesadillas?
both increasingly appealing when with your significant other?
Like Trumpet valve oil and the God of the Underworld.
Glow in the dark octopi and 9/11?
Like Obama and Calamari?
They both have one M in them.
Kind of like Paint thinner and Long walks on the beach.
Guys will only want to do that when trying to get something? (Paint thinner - high, long walks on the beach - laid).
Like Prostitutes and Cable TV, they're both clunky but still commonly used.
Like potatoes and airplanes!
Both have movies made about them?