You can compare any two things no matter what they are, if you try really hard. Amirite?

Like this post and ice cream, they're both cool, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or chuck norris and meteors, they are both deadly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or like my penis and my ego, both of which are huge.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...they're both...stuff.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or like a piece of glitter and my sex appeal, both are pretty small.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Like McDonalds and a Catholic priest.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Unfortunately...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

like a platypus and the letter f. their common quality is having nothing in common!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Platypuses are the only mammals to lay eggs, and a single platypus is a mammal. The word "mammal" has six letters, and the letter "F" is the sixth letter of the alphabet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

how on earth did you have the time to figure that out?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In my English class, we once compared KISS (as in the band) with Justin Bieber. We actually had a pretty legitimate Venn Diagram, too...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And what was the similarities may I ask?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The venn diagram was probably two separate circles.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They both have... ... Human bodies.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well yeah, except one is a group of guys, and the other is a girl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cult followings, creepy fans (KISS has middle-aged men and Bieber has prepubescent girls), signature looks, etc.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What signature looks? Makeup? Maybe it's natural or maybe it's... MAYBELLINE!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The number 34,983 and a handful of loose piano keys....?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All the numbers in 34,983 add up to 27... would you consider a handful of piano keys to be 27 perhaps? Or possibly, they are both pretty insignificant in the fate of the world. ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When you say the numbers of 34,983 it has five syllables, and so does the phrase "loose piano keys".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sleeping naked and eating delicious chicken quesadillas?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

both increasingly appealing when with your significant other?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Like Trumpet valve oil and the God of the Underworld.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because both trumpet valve oil and the God of the underworld May be harmful if taken internally and should be KEPT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Glow in the dark octopi and 9/11?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Like Obama and Calamari?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They both have one M in them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Kind of like Paint thinner and Long walks on the beach.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Guys will only want to do that when trying to get something? (Paint thinner - high, long walks on the beach - laid).

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Like Prostitutes and Cable TV, they're both clunky but still commonly used.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Like potatoes and airplanes!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Both have movies made about them?

by Anonymous 14 years ago