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You hate it when you're trying to give your cat a high-five and their nails stick to the inside of your palm. amirite?

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Better than when I tried to give a dog a high-five and it slapped me in the face.

stoneonthewater Yeah You Are +1Reply

Better than when I tried to kiss my cat and it slipped me the tongue...

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@Better than when I tried to kiss my cat and it slipped me the tongue...

I went to kiss my cat on the head and he blew is nose over me (is it just me that found my post really dirty up to the word nose?)

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