+1,006 You avoid calling people "tools" because that would imply that they are actually useful for something. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inaccurate. I call people tools because they never know when they're getting used. (Like an actual tool, since they're inanimate objects, haha.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whenever somebody tries to call me a dildo, I just tell them that it's because I get more pussy than them. Then again, nobody has ever called me a dildo. Also, I never get any pussy. hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe it's cause you act more like a fleshlight than a dildo. hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THAT IS OFFENSIVE! I AM A PERSON AND NOT AN OBJECT! I am a strong, beautiful, black woman who don't need no man and I demand to be treated with respect!.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys don't have vaginas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Transgender guys do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We should call them something completely useless... like... HD DVD players that only play HD DVDs and they stopped selling HD DVDs because no one was buying them but they still sell the DVD player WHAT THE FUCK so now I have a stupid DVD player that only plays one of my DVDs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My HD DVD player plays regular DVDs. You jelly?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am so jelly. I am so jelly that i am actually on toast

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds delicious!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Nutella! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now ilikefurrywolves4815 is going to eat you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... U mad bro?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you ever used something like a powerdrill that won't do anything? Not very useful. That is what I think when I call someone a tool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have brainstormed a list of alternative names: Blockbuster store Couch armrest cover Paper weight Penny Cuff link Pinky toe Silent H

by Anonymous 13 years ago

White crayon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't understand white crayons. Why are they here? What do they want from us?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It goes with black paper. Don't be so closed minded, interracial stationary deserves some respect too :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Snooki.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I call some people "stools". That way I can sit on those people and make my poops.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except that the stool IS the poop. You dont sit on a stool to make more stool.... unless youre into that kinda thing un

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I want to make a significant pile of poop so I can make my own Bono, so I guess I am into that kinda thing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That poop is gonna be a lot of Courics. Are you sure you ate enough P.F. Changs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like to call people "broken condom" because all they do is fuck lives up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think the main problem is that they "do" too much....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think people are trying too hard to be funny on this POTD. Or maybe you guys are just keeping with the theme. Oh, touche everyone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's called being fucking awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't have to try. I'm funny as fuck, bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone is usefull for something :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I called all of my loved ones tools because they mean something to me and are useful.... They have all been avoiding me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago