Consider the following:
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
They'll die from impact :(
Yes, that is what I want a 135 pound dog landing on my face as I walk to fifth period class. And having to walk through a pool of cat blood on the way with the smell of urine tracing everywhere. And be covered in dead baby puppies laying on my shoulder as I dodge an angry cat and a bleeding dog. I really hope you understand sarcasm
Oh my, more dog commercials that make me feel bad while I'm eating?
D: The thing I was going for: free pets.
OR Turtles as long as they didn't die and or hurt when you get pummeled in the face as it falls going 200 miles an hour threw the sky