If a hipster falls in the street and nobody's around, does it make a sound? It might do, but you've probably never heard it, amirite?

+448 If a hipster falls in the street and nobody's around, does it make a sound? It might do, but you've probably never heard it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hipsters don't fall; it's too mainstream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or maybe they learned how to float just like how Jesus walked on water.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hold on there buddy, let me science you... Streets are a little too mainstream for hipsters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It might do?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Correct grammar is too mainstream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gotcha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know who else is too mainstream? My MOM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'Gratz d00d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago