Just throw all this in there! People only send these to their families anyway

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I looove fruitcake!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that is completely irrelevant. its a jim gaffigan quote

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend once brought a fruitcake to school and made everyone taste it. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jim: Name. Gaffigan: Word. Jim Gaffigan: AWESOME

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOW R PEOPLE VOTING THIS COMMENT DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

♫♪ HOPE IT'S CHOCOLATE FOR ME!!♪♫ Ahh, gotta love Jim Gaffigan

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My favorite was, "It's Bill's birthday." "Aw, I HATE that guy." "There's cake in the conference room." "Well, I should say hello."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love when he talks about bacon: http://comedians.jokes.com/jim-gaffigan/videos/jim-gaffigan---most-beautiful-thing-on-earth "Whenever you've at a brunch buffet and you see that big metal container filled with 4000 pieces of bacon, don't you just expect a rainbow to be coming out of it? Like 'I found it! I found the source of all bacon! Yayyy!" Btw: Mrs.Brightside? Does that mean you like the killers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gaffigan!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago