Guys: at least once you have imagined filling a water balloon with semen and throwing it at someone, amirite?

Consider the following:

Semen is denser than water, causing the balloon to not break as easily upon impact.

That would take months...

...imagined?

Looked at the username, voted yes because of it

It would be hot if a hot guy did this to you, amirite?

What is this... I don't even...