+510 You wonder what your mom would have actually done if she got to three. "1...2....""ALRIGHT I'LL DO IT!" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

give me a beating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my mom didnt even count. she's drop her beer, and throw me across the room.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol she'd beat the shit out of me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, let me start out by saying my parents don't hit. I asked my mom that once. She got sort of flustered and said "Well... You don't want to find out!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sounds like my grandmother. I live with her now for reasons above.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unplugs the router >:(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It'd be like dividing by 0. Everything would blow up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Put me in time out. And that usually worked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago