Jesus hell. That's exactly like my family.
wow its like you know my family.
That's more like a whole side of family. The other is filled with liars, hicks, cleptomaniacs, and bitches.
An OCD alcoholic? I think it would-be funny to watch them drink XD
AND bipolar. Imagine this: Giggling with bright red cheeks, placing the bottle so the label is inline with the table cloth, then turning raving mad over how the bottle doesn't match the tablecloth.
You literally read my mind. My mom's side of the family is just off their shit crazy, but my dad's side is quiet and normal until we get them all together and supply booze.