+199 Did Noah have beavers on the ark? Where would he have kept them, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably in the same room as the ducks. Boom. Platypuses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably on the ark.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

in a metal box on a four foot chain suspended from the ceiling, same with the woodpeckers and termites

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wood peckers wouldn't actually eat the wood. They eat bugs out of the wood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know, but they could still hurt the wood, and are annoying as fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about termites?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Beavers actually dont eat wood, they just cut down trees to make homes The ark is stupid anyways, its not like noah could fit a blue whale onto the boat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i already knew beavers don't eat wood. they would still destroy the boat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes he couldn't fit a blue whale on the boat... If only the earth had been covered in a substance that blue whales could live in!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Noah did not bring sea animals on The Ark

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dam. That's something to think about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago