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The title Once Upon A Mattress sounds like a name for a porno not a Disney play, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
Disney didn't actually write the play. They just made a movie with it. And, hey, it does have its sexual moments. Harry and Larken getting it on, King Sextimus chasing around the servant girls, oh, and King Sextimus giving his son "the talk"... "It isn't the stork, it ISN'T the stork, it ISN'T the stork AT ALL!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
King "Sex"timus?
by Anonymous11 years ago
My mom said the same thing when we did it as our school musical. :O Like isomorphic said, it does have some dirty things in it. Like when they're getting the princess out of the moat— "I've got her leg!" "That is NOT my leg!"
by Anonymous11 years ago
I thought you were talking about the show "Once upon a time" At first and i got excited cause that's a really good show :(
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