Zachary Food & Drink
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Also by Zachary+24You hate it when you have a good idea for a post, but it's 2 AM so no one will see it, amirite?
Also by Zachary+16It sucks when people don't know how to position words friggen in a sentence, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+32We all eat noodles even though we all know that it is super bad for our health, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+154pasta in soups isn't good, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+156Chicken Noodle Soup when you're sick isn't that good for you. amirite?
Why not just say bottles..
Wouldn't it make sense because your dominant hand is holding the bottle?
I hold the bottle with my non-dominant hand
God forbid someone holds a freaking bottle differently. :P
I'm lefthanded, so I use my dominant hand!
I don't do that... is that something people normally do?
I'm with you
I use the right hand upside down. Is that weird?
It's ok. Have a turnip to console yourself.
What is with this site and turnips?
We don't like turnips so we just pass them off to each other.
I get it. Then this sentence is supposed to be funny, but I can't think of anything.
Good effort. Have another turnip.
You know what? I'm just gonna thank you and move on. Thank you.
You are welcome. Your manners earn you another turnip =]
DAMMIT! I DON'T WANT YOUR TURNIPS!
sniffle Ah, dammit, I have nothing funny to say =/
You win. Guess what your prize is!!! =D
no, No, NO, NO.
Fine, if you really don't want a cookie then.... I guess I'll just eat the cookie myself.
Yeah. That's what you get for making little girls cry because you won't accept their turnips!!
Except I'm 18 so I'm not a little girl.
And I didn't cry.
But yeah. No cookie for you.
Damn you Scuba Steve!
won't everything just spill then? all you would accomplish from doing such is make the biggest mess...
I don't know! That's just how it works for me!
congrats on beating physics, here's a turnip...
I hate you.
Would a radish be preferable?
Good. Here's a radish. Note the sexy bow on it.
Don't go TOO far, now.
I apologize. Here is my gift to you for forgiveness.
Aww hell yeah,turnip THREESOME.
Stop it. That's MY line.
I am sorry. I did not realize I was speaking with an amirite celebrity.
You have me legitimately confused.
I feel like I just lost....
Awwww now why would you even do something that cruel?!?? Also, this whole conversation has nothing to do with the post.
Yeah. The OP is probably tired of all these random notifications, so I'm not going to comment anymore. Sorry Zachary.
Dammit I was gonna say the same. So ditto.
i never noticed i did that untill you pointed it out
i can't open bottles with my hands so i use my teeth instead
I do it with bottles but not with cans.
I use my right hand but turn towards myself...I pretty much never use my left hand for anything when I could possibly be using my right. my left had is basically useless.
It's easiest to open a bottle with your left hand, given that the cap has to be turned counter-clockwise and the wrist on your left hand moves more freely that way. Since most people are right handed, it is a pure coincidence that this happens, but this post made me think about it, and for me it is true!
I'm left-handed and I open the cap with my right hand. No, I can't make sense of this.
I'm left-handed as well and open it with my right hand. I think the sense is, for me, the strength I need is having a good grip on the bottle I'm holding, which I need my dominant hand for, then gently twist the cap.
Some people are the opposite and need their dominant hand for turning the cap, so would use their non-dominant to hold the bottle.