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Also by Simon+11Wow, a hot young woman is a refugee in Africa, but her dead father has a billion dollar bank account, and she chose me to handle the finances? How could I lose? Amirite?
Also by Simon+214Your toes are quite ugly, really. Even though they obviously play a function by helping you keep balance, they’re dirty, hairy little wankers. The big toes look like deformed thumbs (and thumbs themselves look like deformed fingers), the three middle toes are unremarkable in every way, and your little toe is really worth getting amputated, as the nail is near impossible to trim, amirite?