+847 Some helium floats into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in here." The helium doesn't react. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This has been re-posted by many a people across the internet, so it's hard to tell where it originated... credit goes where due =D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

beautiful.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

inb4 Bill nye

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

You win the internet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He loses the internet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whadda fucking role-model

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah inb4 Bill because you posted this on his wall.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You posted a link to this on Bill's wall

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

SCIENCE HUMOR

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Let me science you: Helium is a chemical element... CHEMICAL ELEMTN! It has the chemical symbol He and atomic number 2. Helium is called a noble gas... NOBLE GAS, because it does not regularly mix with other chemicals and form new compounds. It has the lowest boiling point of all the elements. It is the second most common element in the universe, after hydrogen, and has no color or smell (NO SMELL AND COLOR!!!!) However, Helium has a blue-ish, neon color when being burnt with fire. Helium does not usually react with anything else. However, it can react with tungsten, iodine, fluorine, sulfur and phosphorus under very special conditions.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DOOO DAAA DING!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love science humour.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I laughed harder at this than I should have. ._."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You and me both.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good to know I'm not the only one. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago