Some helium floats into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in here." The helium doesn't react. amirite?

Let me science you:
Helium is a chemical element... CHEMICAL ELEMTN! It has the chemical symbol He and atomic number 2. Helium is called a noble gas... NOBLE GAS, because it does not regularly mix with other chemicals and form new compounds. It has the lowest boiling point of all the elements. It is the second most common element in the universe, after hydrogen, and has no color or smell (NO SMELL AND COLOR!!!!) However, Helium has a blue-ish, neon color when being burnt with fire. Helium does not usually react with anything else. However, it can react with tungsten, iodine, fluorine, sulfur and phosphorus under very special conditions.

inb4 Bill nye

This has been re-posted by many a people across the internet, so it's hard to tell where it originated... credit goes where due =D

I laughed harder at this than I should have. ._."

SCIENCE HUMOR

I love science humour.

beautiful.

This made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that:)

DOOO DAAA DING!