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Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
by Anonymous14 years ago
Is it fun?
by Anonymous14 years ago
dude it's friday today, of course it's fun!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Are you from the future? Do i die any time soon?
by Anonymous14 years ago
No idea, I rely on rebecca's song to tell me which day it is
by Anonymous14 years ago
Well, yesterday was thursday, today is friday, and tomorrow is saturday, i never knew that until i heard that song.
by Anonymous14 years ago
and don't forget that sundays comes afterwards. BUT WHAT COMES AFTER SUNDAY?
by Anonymous14 years ago
How could i forget sunday? It must be thursday again, there is no other explaination.
by Anonymous14 years ago
that makes sense yes, no reason why she would sing that thursday comes after sunday because it's so obvious
by Anonymous14 years ago
Unless she is hiding the truth from us, in which case that bitch must die.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I bet she works for a secret government agency to screw up the days of the week for us!
by Anonymous14 years ago
I second that, we must uncover her secret and tell the world, then we can kill her!
by Anonymous14 years ago
It's just another manic Monday.
Duh.
Winning.
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Bi-winning?
by Anonymous14 years ago
You sir, are full of win.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I've come back from the dead and what is this?
by Anonymous14 years ago
what is this? THIS IS SPARTA!
dare I say a movie quote and make myself look as an ass in the making of doingso? yupp... i'm that lame folks.
by Anonymous14 years ago
no, this is Patrick.
by Anonymous14 years ago
You think YOU'VE come back from the dead?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Back in my day, if someone had to tell you what seat to take, then we'd beat ya
by Anonymous14 years ago
Back in my day we didn't have a kid that thought they were hilarious by saying "Back in my day.... we'd beat ya"
by Anonymous14 years ago
When I was young, the only people we let take a seat were the ones who didn't say "back in my day"
by Anonymous14 years ago
Back in my day, pedophiles were just called future husbands
by Anonymous14 years ago
I can't decide whether to make a comment about back in the day or front in the day.
by Anonymous14 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): in front of MY day, we didn't have seats.
by Anonymous14 years ago
At first I thought you were implying that she was a pedophile and I was worried that if she had hit puberty and her voice still sounded like that then Justin Bieber was screwed.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Quick way to get a high rated comment:
•make fun of rebecca black
•when someone says who they are, say "no, this is patrick"
•beat Philosophical_Panda at saying not too many comments on this potd
•make an epic comeback
•be anthony
•point out any possible typo in the post
•vote up and love your own comment
•put this comment
Wait, this isn't Youtube...
by Anonymous14 years ago
gotta love youtube comments
by Anonymous14 years ago
Some other things I should've added when I had the five minutes:
•put a comment on a POTD so it gets noticed more
•when someone states what something is, say "(what they said)? This is SPARTA!!"
•if any other comment looks the slightest bit suggestive, reply ""
•kanye them if it's necessary
•point out that their name makes no sense, in a funny way (if it doesn't)
by Anonymous14 years ago
by Anonymous14 years ago
You can add "Make a list of annoying things people do" to that list.
by Anonymous14 years ago
^^
by Anonymous14 years ago
SIT DOWN REBECCA, BEFORE I LET HIM RAPE YOU.
by Anonymous14 years ago
like she doesn't already sound like she's being raped in her song...
by Anonymous14 years ago
but then steve wilko will come and throw out the chair
by Anonymous14 years ago
If the ChrisHansen account had made this post...it would have been perfect.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I like how he tells the people they're free to leave but then they get busted by the cops as soon as they go outside.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Chris Hansen can go eat a dick...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hey soulmate!
by Anonymous14 years ago
You, sir, need to STOP eating dicks. Specifically 4-year-old flaccid ones
by Anonymous14 years ago
I don't eat their dicks, they eat MY dick.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Gagging on it while you force it down their throat is not eating it, you sick fuck
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah, so? What are you going to do about it? All you've done is bitch at me and you haven't done jack shit in trying to actually find and arrest me.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I've spent my entire life on your case!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Damn, really? Talk about a waste of life...
by Anonymous14 years ago
861 disturbed children think otherwise.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Whoa I'm getting closer to 1000 faster than I thought!
by Anonymous14 years ago
I fucking hate you...
by Anonymous14 years ago
i pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise
by Anonymous14 years ago
@1123129 (Pedo_Bear): Anyone else notice that they both disappeared and then came back the same time? I think they're the same person...
by Anonymous14 years ago
I think you can go eat a dick
by Anonymous14 years ago
When and where?
by Anonymous14 years ago
If you're under 18 then my house and now.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I'm 15.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Niiiiice
by Anonymous14 years ago
I love that the majority of comments on this comment are between pedo bear and Chris Hansen..
by Anonymous14 years ago
When did you come back? Did I miss something?
by Anonymous14 years ago
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous14 years ago
I'm honored to be the one to give this comment the +1 vote that brings its score to 69
by Anonymous14 years ago
Pedo_Bear and Chris_Hansen commenting on the same post. Just like the good ol days...
by Anonymous14 years ago
It's just unfortunate that it took Rebecca Black to make it happen.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I missed you Pedo bear <3
by Anonymous14 years ago
not many comments on POTD....
by Anonymous14 years ago
Rosa Parks could give Rebecca some lessons in seat choosing. She knew how to pick a seat and stick with it.
by Anonymous14 years ago
She's afraid of commitment. The only stable thing in her life is Friday, dutifully arriving once every 7 days. (for FUN x 4)
by Anonymous14 years ago
At this rate, by the time she finally decides on a seat, it'll be Monday. Which in fact comes after Sunday. But before Tuesday.
by Anonymous14 years ago
nuh uh. It'll be thursday because sunday is the last day she told us about, so it would have to cycle back to thurs.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Sometimes I sleep naked
by Anonymous14 years ago
On rare occasions I have sexual intercourse naked.
I'm really hungry. Gotta have my bowl; gotta have cereal!
by Anonymous14 years ago
i dont get it!
by Anonymous14 years ago
(imf*ckingmattdamon): Chris Hansen is from Dateline, which is a show that catches online predators. Once he meets them inside the house, he always tells them "will you have a seat over there?" Well, Rebecca Black was an internet sensation that sang about Friday, and in her chorus, mentioned that she didn't know which seat to take.
by Anonymous14 years ago
oooooooooohhhhh now I get it.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Oh emm eff gee... this is great. Just great. Words cannot really explain how great this is. Overusage of the word "great" FTW.
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