You sometimes wonder if the parents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory filed lawsuits against Willy Wonka, amirite?

+463 You sometimes wonder if the parents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory filed lawsuits against Willy Wonka, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Judge: "I'm sorry Mrs. Beauregarde, Mr. Wonka did WHAT to your child?" Mrs. Beauregarde: "He turned her into a giant blueberry! She's traumatized for life!" Judge: "...Ma'am, are you currently on any drugs?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jury: "From the fact that Mrs. Beauregarde's daughter, Violet, is now happy with her new flexibility, we rule that Willy Wonka has not traumatized her and is ruled 'not guilty'."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They all signed a release in the beginning so they can't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago