Grandma: "Your undies are wrinkled!"
Grandpa: "Wait until you see what's underneath."
O_O O_O Why do you hate me? D: I did NOT need that visual. D:
Ewwww, i'm going to have fucked up dreams now, thanks.
Nobody just outright SAYS that. You normally do it via e-mail. Safer, and less risk of being slapped.
I totally read that as "YOU DISGUSTING PIE, WE CAN'T HAVE SEX ANYMORE!"
Wrinkles are HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE I SAY!!! They're the devil in wrinkle form. And if you have a wrinkle in your undies, then no one will want to bang you because they think they'll get possessed while getting banged.
Before anybody says something: I understand it's a space thing.
Is that red and plum???