Beating a thug up in a fight is easy. If his pants are already down to his knees: let him swing first, then duck, pull his jeans down and trip him then when he hits the ground pummel him into a bloody pulp. Bonus tip: if his boxers are showing give him a wedgie, if he wears a bandana cover his eyes or choke him with it, if he has a gun GTFO of there! >=P, amirite?