You're sore in some part of your body right now, amirite?

Mr. Right Hand is certainly somewhat achey.

Many parts, actually

that's how you know it's track season

pauses from rubbing shoulder How did you know?!

Got my pinky smashed at a field hockey game on Sunday and it's all bruised and puffy and in pain.

I have a really, really bad sunburn right now.

I have strep throat...

Wisdom teeth are coming in