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Lol, only if 0% humans are left-handed.

That's saying that all lefties are polar bears.

I'm left handed and polar bears are left handed so therefore I am a polar bear.

Hey_Theres avatar Hey_There Yeah You Are +22Reply

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but 100% of polar bears don't steal cars

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Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +3Reply

Good logic is good.

Oh this makes sense!!!!! Except for the fact that it doesn't...

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@1116062

No just no.

@1116062

Piss off, wanker.

Okay, 10% of the human population is left handed.

Anonymous 0Reply

. There are a reported 28,800 cars stolen a day across the U.S. 10% of those are left handed people, which makes 2,880 cars stolen by left handed people. As of 2008, there are 20,000 polar bears world wide. There are 311,308,042 people in the U.S.. About 0.1% of those are cars thieves. Now I’ll just say that it’s the same percentage for polar bears. That only makes 18 polar bears that will that can steal your car. So the percentage that a polar bear will steal your car is 0.0625%, not 10%.

Anonymous -1Reply

Okay, clearly this is illogical. It's supposed to be a joke. We all know that polar bears don't actually steal cars.

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are -4Reply
@LittleRed Okay, clearly this is illogical. It's supposed to be a joke. We all know that polar bears don't actually steal cars.

It's not the fact that you're car will likely never be stolen by a polar bear that makes this post illogical. It's the incorrect math that makes this post illogical.

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