+270 It should be illegal to chew with your mouth open, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you want to do that, go stand out in the cow pasture. Where you belong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its not illegal...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

re-read the post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm dyslexic, lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What kind of nation would make bad habits illegal? What's next, picking your nose? Forgeting to shower? We'd all be in jail

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Singapore...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think yawning without covering your mouth is more of a nuisance because at least when someone chews with their mouth open you don't see all the way down their esophagus and up their nose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The badasses at school wouldn't be the druggies and the alcoholics anymore. Now, anyone with sloppy eating habits would be rebellious BAMFs. More leather jackets would have to be produced. A biker gang would be formed. Together, the league of open-mouth chewers would migrate from city to city terrorizing citizens with their law-breaking daredevil natures.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i have a naturally small mouth with big teeth and it's hard for me to chew with my mouth closed...

by Anonymous 13 years ago