They should really make bacon scented candles to light on weekend mornings. That way, you can trick someone into thinking there's a nice breakfast made, amirite?

+208 They should really make bacon scented candles to light on weekend mornings. That way, you can trick someone into thinking there's a nice breakfast made, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The bacon is a lie 0.o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But that would only work the first couple of times.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd rather just cook bacon and eat it all myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cruel and unusual

by Anonymous 12 years ago