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Also about table and knock+357When attempting to stop something from falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else over, amirite?
Also about table and knock-207Remember when kids would say stuff like "Pidgey used gust" and knock some paper off of the table? I took it too far and shouted "HITLER USED HOLOCAUST!!!!!!" and pulled a Jewish kid's chair out from underneath him. Still fuckin funny, amirite?
Also about position+45It's difficult to find a comfortable sleeping position when you go to bed at night but when you wake up the next morning, almost any position you move into is comfortable. amirite?
Also by IanMcG+29Everytime Facebook changes something, people get upset about it, make groups for it, then in two weeks everyone gets used to it and doesn't give a shit about it anymore, amirite?
Also about table and knock+326They should make glue sticks have flat sides so that when you knock one over it doesn't roll off the table and get all over your pants, amirite?
Also about table and knock+151Friendship is like a vase. At any moment, an idiot (someone who is jealous of your friendship) could knock it off the table. You have to be the mother that stands guarding it and says "DON'T TOUCH THAT!!" to the idiot when they walk by. Always watch your vase. Never let an idiot break it when you're not looking. amirite?
Also about table and knock+322Whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you tend to knock something else over, amirite?
Also about table+216Picnic table benches are either too far away from the table, or too close. amirite?