There is no such thing as a 'normal person.' It's all just a conspiracy cooked up by the government to psychologically have people conform to their own ideal of what people should be like, amirite?

+215 There is no such thing as a 'normal person.' It's all just a conspiracy cooked up by the government to psychologically have people conform to their own ideal of what people should be like, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:O well said! *applause* I'm so proud... *tear* *sniff*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:DDDDDDDD THANK YOU!! I totally thought that up on my own. c:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You abnormal broccoli.... Why you have to be the abnormal one? Why can't you be mango or strawberry or cherry? Why you have to be a vegetable?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because I hate mangoes, cherries, and strawberry is over done. But broccoli, I like broccoli, and no one else really does. It's different, and I refuse to submit to the governments attempts at brain washing their countries. That's why.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Broccoli is like spinach, the government has tried to brainwash kids into eating healthy vegetables. You are just going along with it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No way. Kids eat cheese on their broccoli, I do nothing of the sort. I eat broccoli because I want to, in order to spite the government. :/ They think they're winning, but I'm SO five steps ahead of them. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol. Hai do you want some candy? I heard it's more rebellious than conforming to eating broccoli.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:O Do I have to get in that white van with the blacked out windows to get it? >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No.... of course not! That's something Oink or Chromana would make you do... :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. Suuuure. So then, where is your candy. >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm express shipping it to India. Should be there in about 5-7 business days. :) It will make you Artisticandy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. Kay. But I still like Broccoli. :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, fine! I'll give my candy to somebody who deserves it. >.> Someone who doesn't want to "Go green" with their diet to be normal how the government wants them to be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HEY! You watch your mouth. D:< Going Green is nawt something I'm doing. There is no harm in eating the broccolis. Besides, your candy is probably filled with date rape type drugs. No thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol No date rape. I said I'm shipping it, not delivering it. =3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:/ Then. Just poison? >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No... I just wanted to turn you into an Artisticandy. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah, sure. I totally buy that. :/ Crazy college students...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If normal is everyone being the same, and everyone's different, then no to people are the same, and what is normal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago