Don't call yourself a Pokemon freak if you know what a Pikachu is. The real masters are the ones that know how to catch a Red Garados. amirite?

yeah i caught 12

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't call yourself a pokemon freak if you can't spell "gyarados", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ash Kechum didn't go to school

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Psh. The real masters are the ones who waste time evolving a level 5 Magikarp into a Gyarados.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Been there, done that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's sad that in like 10 years knowing how and where to catch a red gyarados is going to be as forgotten as some ancient indian language.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, mass starvation is sad. Child slavery is sad. EAT YOUR SOUP NAO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except in II gen, it's just random, right? Also, I've raised a magikarp to level 100. only used rare candy from 99-100.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pokemon is becoming trendy at my school, somewhat. They're all, "LOL YAA. I've been playing for liek, 6 months naooo. I'm so cool." People like us who have been playing for YEARS just headdesk. Partially because people at my school who've been playing are still mocked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Catching red Gyarados is extremely easy. All you have to do is play GS and it'll show up. I'll give you kudos if you know how to catch and evolve a Feebas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh man it takes soooo long and I gave up. now i have an incomplete pokedex :( and beauty competitions are just annoying

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I HATE beauty competitions! but it was worth it for the milotic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1160094 (Anonymous): You don't need to do those competitions, just give it those poffins or whatever they're called and max out their beauty and level it up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have no idea what anything in this post meant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You had no childhood

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I didn't have a childhood, I wouldn't be here right now, would I?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, that's so witty I don't even know how to respond (So much sarcasm you could OD)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure that announcing your sarcasm was not needed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just making sure it didn't go over your head like my other joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I understand you were making a joke about the childhood thing, which is why I was being a smartass back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well apparently it failed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It? Wanna be a little more specific?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fine, replace it with you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was elbowed in the face today and now my jaw is sticking out slightly.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pssh, talk yo me when you're catching feebas and spiritomb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My top-secret failsafe way to catch a Pokemon was to hold the B button and my breath. It commonly failed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhhh, no. You repeatedly press A while covering the pokemon with your palm. Duhhh ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, you hold A and B while the pokéball is bouncing, then just hold B

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys are all wrong. You press B and A to the tune of We Will Rock You while holding your breath and thinking "pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn it's been so long sinced I have played I don't remember how!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The true masters breed like 125689123 Pokemons to get the right nature and IV, then EV train them, and give them the good moves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never played any Pokemon games but I watched and loved every episode of the show when I was little and collected all the tazos. (When I was young there was this thing where every time you bought a packet of Simba chips, you'd get a Pokemon tazo in it.) That made me a Pokemon freak.

by Anonymous 13 years ago