Bowling has to be the germaphobes nightmare, "Here, put on these moist shoes 10,000 people wore, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes", amirite?

''stick your fingers in these dirty holes"

Jim Gaffigan? Some comedian said this...

Theyre more likely to have their own ball and shoes

Doesn't sound much like bowling if you ask me.

"Oh yeah, and after that, go ahead and sit down in the same seat a bunch of old men have also sat in, many of which may or may not have been incontinent.
THEN, while you're taking a break, use the same fingers you put in the holes to eat our delicious, unhealthy, processed hand food, like pizza and fries!"

Hence why I haven't been bowling in three years.

hahah YEAH, GO AHEAD. STICK YO FINGERS IN THOSE DIRTAY HOLES.

way to not give jim gaffigan credit for this quote

Sounds like a Ke$ha song