+242 It's bad if your parents catch you on your phone at midnight on a school night, it's REALLY bad if the same thing happens but your watching porn. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"but your watching porn." Maybe instead of getting horny to an overexagerrated facial expression, you can learn the difference between "your" and "you're."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Damn, just a typo. Although I do admire a good smartass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've also read your profile. You are everything I hate. Pro-life? Please, that's just bullshit the parents have the right to choose whether they're ready for a child or not. It's better to not be born than to grow up abused and/or under privileged. You also love little kids, they suck all they do is go around complaining, begging for tots and candy, and actively trying to not shit themselves. Of course there're exceptions and I'd be has stupid has you are to think there were. And Catholicism, really? When has God EVER helped anyone or anything? Besides those people in Haiti and Japan, I'm sure that those earthquakes only improved their economies, and that's not even counting how wonderful Hurricane Katrina was! I mean the people tangled up in that only got improved lives, thank you God!. And don't give me that "It's God's will" chicken shit either, you mean it's God's will to make humanity suffer? Yeah I didn't think so. And unless Jesus came down to you and said "Be Catholic." the...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Every time I watch American Pie I shutter at that first scene. How embarrassing and utterly unexplainable would that be?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago