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You can't stand being paralyzed, amirite?

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I see what you did there!

Nick Yeah You Are +3Reply

@Nick I see what you did there!

Good job nick!

MEOWW Yeah You Are +3Reply

I find it funny that a user named "lap dance" posted this, seeing that you couldn't feel anything down there if you were paralyzed.

sonickemet +1Reply

I just YYA'd this because I was thinking of being paralyzed in Pokemon.

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