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Also by lapdance+14Whenever I go to McDonald's I like to have a happy meal...so I leave the wife and kids at home, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+9Cheetahs must have felt really ashamed when they found out the fastest thing alive was a blue hedgehog, amirite? More
Also about paralyzed and stand+256In movies, whenever someone knocks something over, there's this slow-mo realization moment and then they catch it. In real life, you stand paralyzed as it's happening, (in normal speed) unable to do anything, until it crashes to the floor and, after a delayed reaction of "oh, i probably should've caught that", you're just like "ffffff--", amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+19Experience: The name people give to their mistakes. Amirite?
Also about stand+390If you believe in something. Stand up for it. BUT remember to put your safety and wellbeing first. Don't say something if your parents may throw you out. YOU come first. Your education comes first. By all means stand up for what you believe in, but remember to take care of YOURSELF. amirite?
Also by lapdance+31Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she says, "Remember, you have a wife," amirite?