+487 Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. Seriously, If I can't get them off, neither can the rapist. Love, your daughter, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you can't get them off, you need a bigger size.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dpbp.... stop re-posting. still funny tho.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This isn't really an opinion...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(;)): Still a joke.... ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dear they_call_me_jane, Please stop stealing from me. Sincerely, Dearblankpleaseblank

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I beg to differ...i've got a pair of scissors.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So you'd have to shower in them...and going to the bathroom would be an entire, more disgusting story

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i just read this like, 2 seconds ago on dearblankpleaseblank it was funny the first time, but when you see it copied, no...just no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think they'll find a way ;]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Challenge. Accepted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That won't stop an animal with a knife. They might slice your tummy and use you there.

by Anonymous 7 years ago