I'm sure that dogs get kinda pissed when we act like we're so much smarter than them. We're training them to sit and they're thinking, "We can understand some of the dumb crap you say, but what we say sounds just like noise to you retards. That makes us the stupid...

+223 I'm sure that dogs get kinda pissed when we act like we're so much smarter than them. We're training them to sit and they're thinking, "We can understand some of the dumb crap you say, but what we say sounds just like noise to you retards. That makes us the stupid ones?", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, ive always wondered if my dog thought like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With my dog I can tell a little bit about what he's trying to say by how he barks. Example: If my dog is barking at an intruder, the pitch of his bark goes up and he sounds distressed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except... not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago