+2,060 There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...similar to the passing of the elder wand.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol, i was immediately reminded of that. and as i entered the comments i was bracing myslef to find no mention of it anywhere and realise that i am a total loser who jumps straight to the conclusion of a harry potter reference at the sight of anything vaguely reminiscent to the happenings of hogwarts. you saved my life. i was going to throw myself out of my first floor window had i not chanced upon this jewel of a comment. *cries*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

same!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love HP nerds, we make the world wish that there was a Hogwarts.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So you dumb fuckers would leave and kill yourselves trying to fly on broomsticks and play with balls

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Me too!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh god, shut the fuck up!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're a father, Harry.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And the World's Best Boss mug

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel Michael should be saying that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jim would say it because he feels like Michael is unjustified in owning it. Also, Jim was a co-manager briefly in season 6 and Michael gave him a World's Best Boss mug.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ah, but Jim chose to leave. And what are you doing outside your Pokéball?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think we all know who deserves the mug...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Slightly morbid...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

but extremely neccassary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

necessary*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

care cup.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You know some dad would be a dick and try to sell it on ebay.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Because a good dad murders people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Survival of the Fittest. Rules: No below the belt hits. Free for all! May the best man win. 1, 2, 3, 4 GO! Attack! Attack!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm VERY glad someone else thought of the elder wand when they read this.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah? I'm glad that someone had the consideration for the human race to sacrifice his reputation on history in order to kill all of you faggots.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Afro Samurai anyone?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Murdering people for a shirt... What great parenting.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've murdered for less. wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And it's been eleven years since I've seen you mom.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well it'd be so badly stained with blood, nobody would want it then.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you don't want it, then you aren't the world's greatest dad. the world's greatest dad would assfuck that shirt with clorox, and if the blood doesn't come out? intimidation factor.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Amirite: Promoting murder one post at a time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So you think you're the #1 Dad? Well I'M the World's Greatest Dad.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or only

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just don't understand why some posts have any NW's at all. I just imagine everyone who NW'ed this taking it way too serious and saying, "What!??! We should KILL people for a shirt??"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know right theres always someone or a couple people that take everything to seriously.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or maybe they don't agree with it? You know, like how the site is supposed to be used? Dumbass.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How could you disagree with a post that's clearly joking? I mean if you didn't like the joke ignore the post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hmm. Good idea, though the passing on would be better if the father's child did the killing. After all, your dad is probably cool if you'll kill someone to give him a shirt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If you killed other peoples dads then you should not be worthy of getting the shirt. Then you have disobeyd

by Anonymous 14 years ago

they never said what they were great at.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!! (I wonder how many people will get this reference)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They should hang the shirt like 30 ft in the air, above a cage, and have a bunch of competitors battle it out until one can reach it, via ladder or stack of bodies

by Anonymous 14 years ago

better yet build a building with like 50 floors that are like levels in a video game and send them in and lock the doors

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The true world's best dad wouldn't wear it because we wouldn't want to risk being murdered and having his kids grow up without a dad.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Gasp! The Greatest Dad Paradox!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL. that sounds like an episode of the big bang theory.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If he thought there was any chance of him losing the shirt in the first place, he wouldn't be the worlds greatest dad.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So world's best dad is a murderer?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hmmm this coincides with nietzsche's übermensch(overman) theory, very interesting. Do the superior have the right to kill- thanks to this post I am convinced!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't get it....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's understandable. This is probably one of the most complicated post I've ever read. First they throw in this 'dad' concept, and next thing you know a gorilla is beating you to death with a flat screen Mitsubishi TV.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMFAO made my day

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was really not funny. Go back to memebase, uncyclopedia, wherever the fuck you came from faggot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ummm kay. where did the gorilla come from??

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Chuck Norris would always have it. Forever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A chuck Norris joke? Really? Get the fuck out of here (I am serious)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why? Chuck Norris is awesome. ...And he'll probably kick your ass for saying that about him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wouldn't the child have to kill the guy with the shirt? Or are all dad's really conceited and think they're the best?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Imagine this concept. A dad has the shirt and has a son. The son grows up and now becomes a dad...OUFF.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HE WAS #1!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hmmm so then I'd have to end up killing my father?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So who's going to fight Chuck Norris for the shirt?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Charlie Sheen

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I mean he does have tiger blood

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Get a life

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh my, what a nice supply? Do you have a source for where all these homosexual terms are coming from

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your post is the epitome of homosexuality on the internet

by Anonymous 14 years ago

someones alittle grumpyy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

shut the fuck up you insolent cuntcunt

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can someone please explain this o me? I was reading the previous coments but I don't watch HP! thanks!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not really a HP reference...I mean, the post explains itself. It's a joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wonder if they get to wear it over their prison uniform? Seeing as wearing it is like climbing to the top of a building in NYC, and shouting "HEY I MURDERED SOMEONE!" through a bullhorn. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Reminds me of this comic http://fatpita.net/?i=5744

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or, you know, you could just take it while they're showering or something

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When chuck norris becomes a dad, no one will want the shirt anymore

by Anonymous 13 years ago