Amirite: Promoting murder one post at a time.
...similar to the passing of the elder wand.
lol, i was immediately reminded of that. and as i entered the comments i was bracing myslef to find no mention of it anywhere and realise that i am a total loser who jumps straight to the conclusion of a harry potter reference at the sight of anything vaguely reminiscent to the happenings of hogwarts. you saved my life. i was going to throw myself out of my first floor window had i not chanced upon this jewel of a comment. cries
Oh god, shut the fuck up!
I love HP nerds, we make the world wish that there was a Hogwarts.
So you dumb fuckers would leave and kill yourselves trying to fly on broomsticks and play with balls
You're a father, Harry.
Because a good dad murders people.
I get very excited at Dexter references...thank you. Thank you so much
And the World's Best Boss mug
They're rare anyway.
I feel Michael should be saying that.
Jim would say it because he feels like Michael is unjustified in owning it.
Also, Jim was a co-manager briefly in season 6 and Michael gave him a World's Best Boss mug.
Ah, but Jim chose to leave. And what are you doing outside your Pokéball?
I think we all know who deserves the mug...
You know some dad would be a dick and try to sell it on ebay.
are we talking about t-shirts or hookers here?
Hookers aren't SLIGHTLY used.
The true world's best dad wouldn't wear it because we wouldn't want to risk being murdered and having his kids grow up without a dad.
Gasp! The Greatest Dad Paradox!
LOL. that sounds like an episode of the big bang theory.
If he thought there was any chance of him losing the shirt in the first place, he wouldn't be the worlds greatest dad.
I just don't understand why some posts have any NW's at all. I just imagine everyone who NW'ed this taking it way too serious and saying, "What!??! We should KILL people for a shirt??"
I know right theres always someone or a couple people that take everything to seriously.
You're freakin sexy.
Why thank you :3
Or maybe they don't agree with it? You know, like how the site is supposed to be used? Dumbass.
How could you disagree with a post that's clearly joking? I mean if you didn't like the joke ignore the post.
They should hang the shirt like 30 ft in the air, above a cage, and have a bunch of competitors battle it out until one can reach it, via ladder or stack of bodies
better yet build a building with like 50 floors that are like levels in a video game and send them in and lock the doors
Survival of the Fittest.
Rules: No below the belt hits. Free for all!
May the best man win.
1, 2, 3, 4
GO! Attack! Attack!
It's to confuse them.
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You do not talk about Fight Club.
Murdering people for a shirt... What great parenting.
I've murdered for less.
And it's been eleven years since I've seen you mom.
Hmm. Good idea, though the passing on would be better if the father's child did the killing. After all, your dad is probably cool if you'll kill someone to give him a shirt.
HE WAS #1!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!
(I wonder how many people will get this reference)
-20 nerd points for you, sir
Hahaahahaha oh wait that isn't funny.
Yup. Because you are slowly turning into a faggot who will imagine draco malfoy is your dominant partner while you get plowed. And by getting plowed I mean raped.
Are you saying you have read Harry potter and have not even tried to imagine the characters? Even if you say no, you probably watched the movie. About imagining him during your rape, it is due to your PTSD created by getting raped that causes you to imagine something comforting to ease your stress and/or insanity. P.S: you were raped by a bunch of quadrapeligics, you weakling.
Yeah, pretty much. But this hansnt happened yet, so you can still prevent it! If you keep on the Harry potter bandwagon, then you will go to a cosplay, where you will get raped walking back to the train! Run away while you can!
It's a Highlander reference.
Afro Samurai anyone?
Chuck Norris would always have it. Forever.
A chuck Norris joke? Really? Get the fuck out of here (I am serious)
Why? Chuck Norris is awesome.
...And he'll probably kick your ass for saying that about him.
Imagine this concept.
A dad has the shirt and has a son. The son grows up and now becomes a dad...OUFF.
Well it'd be so badly stained with blood, nobody would want it then.
If you don't want it, then you aren't the world's greatest dad. the world's greatest dad would assfuck that shirt with clorox, and if the blood doesn't come out? intimidation factor.
When chuck norris becomes a dad, no one will want the shirt anymore
So world's best dad is a murderer?
So who's going to fight Chuck Norris for the shirt?
I mean he does have tiger blood
Get a life
Oh my, what a nice supply? Do you have a source for where all these homosexual terms are coming from
Your post is the epitome of homosexuality on the internet
someones alittle grumpyy
shut the fuck up you insolent cuntcunt
I wonder if they get to wear it over their prison uniform?
Seeing as wearing it is like climbing to the top of a building in NYC, and shouting "HEY I MURDERED SOMEONE!" through a bullhorn. :D
but extremely neccassary
So you think you're the #1 Dad? Well I'M the World's Greatest Dad.
I was unaware it was possible for the sun to receive blow jobs.
Hmmm this coincides with nietzsche's übermensch(overman) theory, very interesting. Do the superior have the right to kill- thanks to this post I am convinced!
Wouldn't the child have to kill the guy with the shirt?
Or are all dad's really conceited and think they're the best?
Hmmm so then I'd have to end up killing my father?
Can someone please explain this o me? I was reading the previous coments but I don't watch HP! thanks!
It's not really a HP reference...I mean, the post explains itself. It's a joke.
Reminds me of this comic
Or, you know, you could just take it while they're showering or something
i don't get it....
It's understandable. This is probably one of the most complicated post I've ever read. First they throw in this 'dad' concept, and next thing you know a gorilla is beating you to death with a flat screen Mitsubishi TV.
LMFAO made my day
ummm kay. where did the gorilla come from??
That was really not funny. Go back to memebase, uncyclopedia, wherever the fuck you came from faggot.
I'm VERY glad someone else thought of the elder wand when they read this.
Yeah? I'm glad that someone had the consideration for the human race to sacrifice his reputation on history in order to kill all of you faggots.
If you killed other peoples dads then you should not be worthy of getting the shirt. Then you have disobeyd
they never said what they were great at.