But the living conditions would be too... shitty

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that's a clear win.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and a place to.. you know... 'do your business'.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

PEE!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's possible...but bathrooms are usually the places where i find the most spiders...i dont like spiders.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

screw the soap, there's your food!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Heck no! And i just imagined myself eating a spider... i'm pretty sure i just scarred myself for life..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I have thought that myself many times. First place I'd go should there be zombies on my house.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whoa whoa whoa........ You mean to tell me if zombies were invading you would seek refuge in the bathroom? You don't hide during a zombie attack... you bust out your shotgun, pistol, and machete, and make your way to your town center, where the majority of people have already gathered. There, you seek out your relatives and close friends. Make sure they're armed and then demand that everybody there hands over their food, weapons, and other essentials or else they'll be shot (it's gonna be a dog-eat-dog world out there). Also, among the crowd, find a trustworthy doctor and mechanic; you'll need them later on. Once you have your supplies, head outside and find a capable vehicle- one that will be able to handle difficult terrain, and hoards of zombies (preferably some kind of 4x4, hummer, jeep, etc..). More than one of these vehicles would be good, but one will have to do for now; you can find some more later. Once you have everything you'll need from your

by Anonymous 14 years ago

town, start to make your way towards the nearest supermarket. Food and water are going to be one of your biggest essentials, so make sure you have enough with you. Once you have taken what you need, head towards the nearest gun store, or more preferably, military/army/national guard base... One of these may not be within a reasonable distance, so you might have to do without. Regardless, arm everyone in your party; guns, grenades, knifes, blunt weapons, everything. The best defense is a good offense. Zombies won't discriminate on whether or not you are well-protected. Having properly armed yourself, make your way to a nearby farmhouse. Any farmhouse, really, that is well-isolated from the rest of nearby civilization. Stake-out there, boarding, barring, and blocking every possible entrance into the house. Place a sniper or two on the roof so you can have an edge on your inevitable attackers. As soon as possible, radio to the national guard that you are

by Anonymous 14 years ago

alive, well, and in need of extraction from you location (you can do this with the radio you should have picked up from the police station while you were in town). Your only option from that point is to just wait it out until help arrives, and to definitely not hide in your bathroom.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your plan is deeply flawed--you rely on a farmhouse being near enough to walk to on foot? What about a zombie outbreak in a city? Good fucking luck finding a farmhouse in NYC. And besides, I said that it was the FIRST place I'd go. That doesn't mean I won't be traveling later on. I'm not going to be a dumbass and run out at the first sign of zombies, guns a-blazing, because that's just going to get me killed. You can't pre-plan this shit. You have no idea how a real zombie apocalypse would turn out. The smartest thing would be to find the closest area that's safe and secure (i.e., a bathroom), and assess your surroundings. Observe your enemies' weaknesses and strengths (because no doubt there will be something that you did not expect), attempt contact to other survivors (try sticking a towel out of the window with a message)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and wait a day or two--for awhile you know, it could take two days for armed forces to subdue the creatures, and you would have saved your life by hiding out in there. I wouldn't wait more than two days, because, unless you brought a sufficient amount of food with you, you're going to get hungry, and hunger = less energy. Oh, and if your house has two floors, the upstairs bathroom is probably the safer bet. Bathrooms tend to have only one window, so if you're upstairs, properly barricade the door, you're basically perfectly safe from any infected creatures that eat brains. So, yes. A bathroom is definitely the first place I would go.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

noooooo the best thing is to pre-plan this. you need to have some sort of reaction to aynthing that could possibly arise. waiting in the bathroom for two days is what WILL get you killed- they might not get in if you barricade it properly, but they will infest your house and you won't be able to get out, because i'm assuming you didn't stop to properly arm yourself before heading in there. Clearly the best choice is to eliminate any zombies as soon as possible- it's not like they're an opposing army ready to hand out punishments to whoever defy them. I don't know how that is more likely to get you killed then to not move and not protect yourself. You're better off to leave wherever you are as soon as possible, because if the imminence of a zombie apocalypse is eliminated, then we're all safe; but if it isn't it's only going to get worse, and if you don't take the initiative and do something about it, (get the hell out of there) then you're screwed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Okay. So, maybe we've both got feasible plans that work to our own specific strengths? You seem like a run and gun go-getter, whereas I like to sit down, think, and make careful moves.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Didn't the girl in the human centipede die from... recycled food?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Isn't there some kind of rule that forbids anyone from bringing that movie up?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sorry. :O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Two obvious essentials? I can only think of a place to go and water, but you mention water after that. Am I missing something completely obvious?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(different anonymous): There should be a colon after "there" rather than a comma. The essentials are sleep and water.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ohhhhh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Theres no food...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(ziggystardust_):Well you could live for 3 weeks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Eat your crap, eat toilet paper, eat the spiders, eat toothpaste, eat soap

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You could make a bow and arrow from a clothes hander and a plunger, open your window, hunt small woodlan creatures, skin them with your razor, and then cook them with the hairdryer.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You don't really need food to live, all you need is water, really

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I read somewhere about an old lady who got locked in her bathroom for two weeks and lived on tap water.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It takes a real genius to get locked in the bathroom...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well you know old people, they kind of suck at everything except dying.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And falling ...

by Anonymous 14 years ago